My chapters legit went from twelve to fourteen...
Forgive me.
Ok, now we can start with the chapter.
I found this in my google drive and thought I would just kinda put it here.
It's basically a bunch of journal entries that I will post in sort of an order...?
Here ya go.
Random Conversation Snippets:
1.) (at swim practice)
Me: I don't know if I actually heard thunder or if my mind is just fucking with me.
Taylor: Don't worry, that was definitely thunder, but it's too far away to do anything.
Me: (looks up at sky) Thunder, don't be a bitch. COME CLOSER!2. (Also at swim practice)
Me: Ugh, I'm doing the 100 butterfly!
Felix: That's good. That probably means that coach wants you to do better.
Me: No, I bet she put me in the event so I'll die and then she'll be short one slow swimmer.
Felix: Yeah, or that.
Me: (laughing) See, this is why I come to you with my problems. Most people would be like, "You're not gonna die, you'll be fine." But you're just like, "Yeah, or you could die, either or." Ha! I love it!3. (at school) in Spanish class)
Jacob: Senora, I think Thomas stole your markers.
Thomas: No, I didn't.
Senora: (laughing) Where are they?
Devin: Check the front pocket.
Thomas: No, Senora, my cocaine is in there!
Senora: (serious voice)(taking out markers) Oh, don't worry, I won't take that out of there.
Thomas: Thanks, Senora.^ by the way on that last one, Thomas does not actually do drugs but he jokes about doing them a lot.
Those were also all real conversations.
Perhaps I'll post more later if you liked them.
Aight, bye.
-Aria
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