Chapter Fifteen

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So this may or may not be viewed as a serious chapter, and so if you don't like serious stuff, the next chapter will be better. You're welcome motherfucker.

So, here's the thing.

I was browsing YouTube, you know, like I do because I'm a fucking nerd, and I came across something.

One of those vids where you put on a bunch of t-shirts.

Two girls, both named Rachel, were trying to see how many shirts Rachel W. could put on Rachel B.

Yes, Rachel Ballinger is Rachel B.

Anyways, I watch the video all the way through and love it, I mean, thirty one fucking shirts! That should be a record. So I go to the comments like I do to say, "LOVED UR VID" because I do that on every video hoping beyond hopes that I will be noticed. I'm a nerd, don't judge.

Ok, so I comment my thing, and I decide to look at other comments. One comment caught my eye.

"First ugly shirt blonde. Second you have tattoos all over you ewwwwwww!! GROSS!! X["

Uhm, what?

So, Rachel W. is the blonde, and she legit has like two tattoos: a medium one on her forearm and a slightly larger one on her back. I didn't see the need for this comment, but they did apparently. I decide to respond, and here is what I said.

"I feel as though tattoos are an expression of creativity, an art form, if you will. I understand that you have your opinions, but as someone who knows that some of the sweetest people are covered literally head to toe in tats and piercings, I think that to label someone based on that is wrong." <~~~ LEGIT FUCKING MOST POLITE THING I HAVE EVER SAID.

So what's your opinion?

What would you have replied to this person?

Would you have replied?

Comment.

Because that was some deep shit, here's a joke for reading through the whole thing.

Ok, well it's mot really a joke, but, oh well.

Why are firetrucks red? There are eight wheels and four people riding it, eight plus four is twelve, twelve inches are in a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth had lots of ships, her ships sailed the sea, there are fish in the sea, fish have fins, the Fins fought the Russians, the Russians wore red, and that's why firetrucks are red. SCIENCE!! (jk but no I hope that was amusing)

OK BAI

-Aria

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