Big Time Big Brother

Mansion sitting

Today like usual the boys were outside by the pool doing something stupid, and I (outfit 17)was still like usual inside doing what I do best, writing both fan-fiction and songs. Today the boys were out with James Kendall and Carlos, there were cans upon cans of empty beans everywhere while he and James were videoing Carlos's underwater attempt to break the underwater fart record. Logan came out to try to prove to them that it wasn't going to work until it did. I watched them got sprayed in the face with the explosion laughing and rolling my eyes getting back to my work.

And the next thing we knew, we were in the studio. We were working Famous. When we heard the word cut, Kendall was sure Gustavo would like it, he said like usual I was great, but that our band just didn't make him wanna throw up this time, by how bad we were. The boys all groaned and complained, Gustavo put them all on mute.

Gustavo, how come you can never tell them they sound good or thank them for how hard they work? Because Kelly, giving thanks is a sign of weakness and you don't see them thanking me for.... Gustavo?! We just wanted to thank you, for everything you've done, we're all having so much fun. Don't you have something you want to tell them? Kelly asked nudging them. I just wanted to say.... You guys are done for the day, dogs cat go home.

And while you're doing that, Kelly and I will be in NC. Ooh can I go too, maybe I can get Jack to show me around. You I wouldn't mind taking with me, but for other reasons, I can find a hot new boy band replacement to stick you with when your brothers all fail me. Wait you can't replace us! Yeah, and me and the guys are a team I can't just be a a part of a new band full of guys I don't know.

What if I told you, you got to write your own songs, Jack could help you, and you can pick the boys, it's all your choice. And while I'm on the subject, Kelly who did you get to mansion sit my mansion? You said you were doing that. She pulls out a recorder to prove it him, and the next thing we know, I'm volunteering to do it. I'll do it. Then we'll all help. Her fine, all of you monkey's no.

Can I see you in your office? Kelly asks him pulling him in. While they discuss that we all should be house sitting. That if he let's us do this for him, it's a good way to thank us all for our hard work. When things get settled, we hear the ground rules, and we get his ok to go house sit. And that maybe while we're at it, if I can find anything in his house to inspire me to help him write a hit song that might be good too. And that if Jack does happen to want to come stop by and work on that with me, than that's ok too.

You sure have taken a liking to Jack. He doesn't annoy me. Yet! I'm ok with him. When we go home mom tells us no and that we're too young, and that we're all 16. So James combines that we're together all older than her, and then mom makes us sit down to eat. And that Kendall says she shouldn't treat us like a child and then to prove her point Carlos and James are playing with their food.

Soon we're all arriving at the mansion and mom leaves myself and Kendall in charge, and that she put her contact on speed dial on all out phones, and that she wants hourly updates and that Katie was hiding in the duffel bag and that mom knew she was there and that she's not staying, and they left. And while we were here, Gustavo and Kelly were having auditions to replace the boys. And singing Famous for him. Where he told Kelly he wasn't missing the guys at home and to send me pictures of the guys so that I can look at the boys and see if I like them. Kelly just rolled her eyes.

While the boys were breaking rule number one going into the media room, I was sitting at the piano looking around thinking if anything came to mind to inspire me to write a new song, and so far nothing. Ok, you guys, rule one has already been broken and it hasn't been even an hour yet, but it stops here right? They all say right, but the next thing I know they're standing by the locked up fridge and wondering why he locked it.