Big Time Big Brother

Time for a dance

Everyone was in class finishing up their end of the semester finals. Oh, look at that, this week is finals at college too, what perfect timing. While the boys and my brother were at the Palm Woods school, I was with Kelly, because its not a real school, and just private lessons she didn't have the authority to give me a final exam. Not that we did any real teaching anyways, except for Math. Which was right now.

So, it's right before winter break, are you exited for it? Eh.... Why eh? Winter break Charlie? There's no snow here, and I miss it. The boys are all doing finals, and the kids all have their after school activities, that I'm sure the band will try to do something fun, or in my case boring. Like a school dance.

You don't want to go? No, I don't like parties or dances. Yeah, Farrah and I aren't really into either of that kind of thing ourselves, Don tries to get us to go, and I encourage her to, but she blows me off. Would rather hang out with her brothers. And I don't blame her, we are pretty cool. No denying that. Is that sarcasm? No, I mean it you guys are really cool, compared to my brother and his friends all they do is embarrass me, and make fools of themselves, and are always getting themselves into some kind of trouble.

If I could I'd spend all of winter break either with you guys, or back home, but just because the school's on break doesn't mean BTR will be, and I'm sure I can't skip this dumb dance. Well what if you had a good reason to skip it. Like what? Being sick. But I'm not an actress. You don't have to be, that's where my sister comes in. She can have anyone fooled. Except me.

See, that or plan B is have Kelly call your brother and tell him your dyslexia is too much for you and is giving you a migraine, IDK just go with it, I'm sure it could happen, seeing things differently would defiantly give me a bad headache, just trying to read words correctly, it already does, but that's cause I can't read as well as I should be able to, and my parents have wondered if I do have dyslexia sometimes.

Then, I'll come your mom and tell her will you'll really be, and that I'll have her tell your brother that since I was the last one to see her, that I took you home, since Kelly has to stay here at Roque Records, and that I'll take good care of you. Thanks Charlie that sounds like a somehow really thought out plan you just came up with.

He rubs the back of his neck. Alright, alright the truth of the matter is, I love having you 3 Farrah's around, and it's like having 3 Farrah's in the same room, not that you all 3 have met or been in the same room as each other at the same time, but there are 3 of you, the other one is from Forks. Forks? That's where my favorite movie saga Twilight is filmed. T: Oh this is no movie kid.... Trust me. Anyways, I would've said she could switch places with you and that I'd hope by just having one Farrah at the house would make me not panic, but then I think about what would happen if her device beeps or if something bad happens to her and have a mini panic attack.

Calm down Charlie, its a great plan. Man, you really do love your sister. With all my heart and all my being, its like she's a part of me. Man I wish I had someone I was that close too. Not all the time, you're constantly always worried about them and wouldn't know what to do without them. It's kind of like imprinting, but as a brother and sister, or a best friend rather than lovers, ew.

I know the concept, Jacob talks to Bella about it in the Twilight movies. You know one of these days you three really should all hang out together, then we can really try to fool Don. And.... But like you Farrah said, you wouldn't know what to do with all that love, and wish the world was filled with Farrah's. Do you ever not talk about your sister. I wouldn't know what else to talk about if not her, other than math, and math isn't as interesting to talk about as much as my sister is.

You know what, I'm gonna do something I've never done before.... To heck with math, we're gonna talk about you, and my sister the whole rest of the time that I'm here today, after all it is the last day before break. Kelly just crosses her arms and smirks at us, lifting an eyebrow. He shushes her, and points to his phone. He pauses it. Look, I gotta be honest with you, the whole time we've been talking about my sister, I'd love to say its because I want to, but....

My sister has a rough time at school, and I wanted to try and make her day, she's constantly bullied, and picked on and the teachers don't do anything about it, my brother and father and the others don't know this except Larry, Amita and our Jack, but she nearly killed herself because of it, and not in the traditional sense, she was gonna cliff jump, but her parachute that she was gonna use for her experiment had been tampered with and it would've killed her anyways and she would've been ok with that. The only reason I know about any of this is because I found it in a journal with our Jack's help.

And I saved her just in time, and I'm sure things like that still happen, because she goes to school in one outfit and comes home in something completely different and when I ask her she doesn't tell me. And if its still going on, then her teachers don't do anything about it. So, I figured we'd brighten up her day and because she's always down on herself and never believes me when I tell her good things because I'm her brother, she puts herself down even more, so we can maybe even make her self esteem rise maybe a little bit.

She's gonna love it. Thanks, now stay quite. Farrah, I know you've been going through rough days at school and I know how bad things have been at school, and that you won't listen to me when I tell you myself, but I figured if you heard someone else, or heard me tell someone else talk about you, that you'd believe that. I just spent the last couple of hours at Roque records talking about you and only you with the other Farrah and she didn't even know I was recording the whole thing.

I love you little sister, and I want you to be reminded by how much I love you, and how much you mean to me, maybe now you'll believe me, remember that I'm always here for you, Don and I everyone both. Anyone of us, we're all here for you, you're not a burden to us, and you don't have to be brave around us, or pretend with us. Save it for the stage, the home is the one place you never have to hide, or wear a mask, just be yourself, and if people don't like that, don't change, because we're the only ones that matter, everyone that hurts you, or disagrees are nobody, they don't exist in our world.

And remember forever and always, just us. Whether that's Farlie, or Snow winters and whatever code name goes with that, or Red Snow and Blizzard, or your my princess and I'm your nerdy night in brotherly shinning armor, or Apparition, and poisonous sleep herbs, whatever the effects of the plant are, angel and devil, Raven and Jade, or whatever else, its just about you and me, Farrah I love you so much, always remember that. Then he stopped the recording, and we put our plan into motion.

My mom thought it was an ok idea, and that our secret was safe with her. The boys on the other hand were gonna have to put the whole dance together in one afternoon, since they had to have it tonight, and would be in charge of everything. I felt bad for lying to them, so I helped as much as I could over the phone. They ran everything by me first.

When my brother went to go talk to Jo, she was hoping he'd ask her to the dance instead he made her go get a bunch of things. He either had a plan to ask her, or was stupid and clueless and I was willing to bet the later then the first. I texted her.

Me: Don't worry Jo, he's just a stupid clueless boy, take my word for it, but if he doesn't ask you soon, just ask him yourself.

Jo: Thanks girl, sorry you're not feeling good.

Me: Yeah.... Thanks....

Jo: You don't want to go to that dance tonight do you? You're hanging out at the Eppes house, I know an actress when I see one. And don't worry, secrets safe with me. ;)

Me: Ken, go ask G to use R.R. to hold the dance.

Ken: Thanks sis, hope you start feeling better.

Me: Thanks bro, BTW the deal he'll try to make with you is that you guys have to preform tonight.

Ken: We're ok with that. Thanks. XOXO

Me: Love you too <3

Great, now that, that's settled. That's exactly what happened. They also needed to figure out a new dance, and had Kelly record it for me to see, and it wasn't gonna end well they were gonna need help big time. And the guys ran off to call people to be their dates. James was helping Logan ask Cam out, since he's never asked a girl out before and asked a girl out as an example to show how easy it would be.

But he soon wouldn't think he really asked people out and was just doing it for Logan's sake. But that was easy, James was girl bait and Logan was sweet but nerdy, and even though he'd been on tons of dates before, he never had to do the asking part. And Logan panicked and started acting like a robot, and Ken and Katie needed mom to be a chaperon for the dance and that she needed to bring a date, but the last date she'd been on was since Katie was 3 years old, and so they went online to try and pick her out one, and then remembered there was a handsome Dr. convention going on tonight to and went to go look for a possibility.

Me: Cam, Logan really wants to ask you out to the dance, but he got to nervous since he's never asked a girl out before.

Her: Aw, he's sweet, we're friends he shouldn't be so nervous to ask me out. Thanks for the heads up girl.

Well, that's done. Sounds like even though I was 10 or 15 mins away from the party at least, that I was still doing the party planning part for a party I wasn't even going to be at. It's a lot of work. I even texted my Jack to come over and hang out with me, and because he'd been having some self driving car take him everywhere and had been to the Eppes house, it wouldn't be a problem. Hey I needed one non Eppes family member friend to come keep me company.

And when they only had 7 hours left, the boys got pulled away to learn the dance. And the Jennifer's all went back to Carlos and turned him into 3 different people to go as their dates with, individually. Poor Carlos.

Me: Don't worry Carlos, you got this I believe in you.

Him: Thanks Farrah, you're a great friend.

And now that problem was solved also. Back with Logan and James, he still hadn't asked out Camille, and James told him it was easy, that all he had to do was say will you go to the dance with me? And some girl walking by thought James was asking her out to the dance, and also said yes. Man these girls aren't too bright.

Me: Hey James, don't you realize what just happened?

Him: Relax, there's enough James to around. Get better.

Oy, this would cause him problems later that night. Good thing I wasn't there. When Logan tried to ask Cam to the dance, she said she's never been asked out either and wanted him to ask her again but next time with flair. And now James was starting to see my point, as another girl passed by and said yes to him too.

With Ken and Katie, mom didn't want them to set her up with a date and if they had to she wanted to go on a date with Fabio from her romance novel books, him and only him. And with Carlos, I helped him set up a way with outfits that I did through FaceTime, that I pick out the clothes for all his dates, and the girls had him practice going in and out of the different characters. Even though I wish he should've just been himself and gone with someone else.

And back with James and Logan James told him to do the Frisbee ask, and got another girl to say yes to him, then there were screams, after getting hit with it and Logan wondered if he had any better ideas. And at home, they kidnapped Fabio, but hey at least they got him to come at all, and Jo arrived with the stuff and then Ken asked her to go do the party banner.

Me: Don't bother, I already made one, I'm gonna send Jack back and forth to do things for me because he's just that nice.

Her: Thanks girl.

Well, that's done. Jack, I called. Will you help me with something? Yes? Will you take this to Jo, I'm supposed to be sick, I can't let anyone see me. Ok sure thing. Thanks. Wow, your good, I wish my Jack did things like that for me? What are you talking about? You made him come dress up and use a fake French accent when you came and spied on Amita and I's failed date?! You did what? We'll talk about that later. Come on girl I want details. Hey, we didn't go on the date, we spied on them on the date.

When it was time for the dance and everything was prepared, the guys didn't have real dates, but Logan tried so many different ways, and James accidently asked out every girl he saw, by helping him and Carlos tried to be 3 different guys, and some girl asked Carlos to dance with him and like I said it was better for him to just be himself.

And Fabio said he'd go on the date whatever with our mom. And then Ken still didn't ask Jo out, that idiot, but Logan finally asked Cam out by using James and Ken as a horse, and she finally said yes. And when Ken asked Jo to dance, she was upset with him and he was confused because he thought they were already together, like together, together and Jo was ok with the fact that he thought that. And I was so happy.

I got to see the whole thing, and heard about most of it. I did all the work, by not doing any of it, and got everyone together, and made problems go away and made sure they were dressed to perfection after FaceTimeing with all of them specifically to help pick out their party clothes and then the girls to help them decide what dress to wear, and the dance was a big hit, too bad the guys were working, they got on the stage in front of everyone and sang stuck.

And it turns out everyone got a happy ending, even me, who didn't even end up going and no one who didn't know what really happened to me was any wiser, and guess what else? I got to spend the weekend there. Well, happy holidays everyone and happy new year, enjoy winter break and good luck on any finals you all have. Mwah! <3 Chow lovelies. Love RedSnow