Big Time Big Brother

We've got the homesick blues

It was so hot, the hottest day of the year, so far, the guys were outside, Bitters was the only person in the pool and Jack and were inside doing our best to stay cool, except one other problem, the air conditioning wasn't working. At this point I missed home, and I missed the cold, I'd always miss the cold, and home, but I wanted to be here too. This was a problem.

And after they fixed it so that everyone could swim, Cam and Jo were telling the guys, as in Ken, Logan and Carlos how proud they were of us, that we hadn't caught Hollywood fever yet, and haven't let this town change us. My brother told the girls that we'd all agreed on the first time coming here, that we wouldn't let that happen to us, but then James came out looking like a carrot.

And the guys were told he'd gotten Hollywood fever, and that the same thing had happened to people like guitar do, that when he came there, he played classic music on the violin, and that the Jennifer's used to walk in normal motion, and when we all got called in to the studio and Gustavo and Kelly wanted to ask us why James was orange.

And back at the Palm Woods Katie was taking advantage of the hot day and selling snow cones and that either thanks to Bitters she'd either have to give him half of her profits or shut the stand down all together. While we were at the studio working on perfecting Stuck.

We explained that James had Hollywood fever, and Gustavo told us to fix James or he was fired and he had to replace him. Everyone split up to go look for James and it turns out his tan spray can be gotten rid of with water and they went with their water guns to go soak it all up.

Until the Jennifer's were missing the middle one because she got to be in a soap opera and Carlos was needed since he was the same height, and now it was 5 down to 3. And it was still getting hotter, having Hollywood fever and the heat was not good, and we all just were gonna need to cool off.

I hoped Ken had a plan. And then guitar dude ran into Logan and convinced him to play the bongos and gave Logan Hollywood fever, and I didn't want to give up, but I was homesick and hot, and went back to 2J, and changed (outfit 33) I put my Poison jacket on and asked my mom if I could dye my hair and get a tattoo. She said yes to dying my hair, and as long as the tattoo was temp.

And I went to Jo's room, to ask if Jack was around. Jack answered the door. Jack? Yes? Farrah? Call me Poison. Ok? Let's cut to the chase, you like me I like you, we should be together, now let's change you out of this and make you one of me. Do I have a choice? No, I shook my head pulling him along with me. I brought him to my room. What are we doing here?

I had an outfit specially made for you for this kind of time, should it occur and it has. Look at you! (love interest outfit 1) You look to die for. I think black would look good in your hair, and I'm thinking about dying mine, similarly, and then we're gonna go get temp tattoos, let's spend the whole day together. You had me at we should be together. Perfect.

We got into his car, and went to make his hair black, and mine (purple and black hairstyle between 8 and 2)Now, on to the next place. Where his was a (snowflake) and I got a (skull)  Great, let's head off. But... Heat makes the tattoos go away! He says pulling my arm. Man, this has been such a hot day. Sometimes I just wanna go home and enjoy the cold and the snow.

Besides this does match my personality, I already dress goth, acting like a stereotypical goth is perfect. Well, maybe not goth, maybe its more rebellious. Let's go somewhere not as hot. T: She's got Hollywood fever, despite us finally being together, I don't want her like this, even if she hot, I need to take her somewhere other than L.A. or at least not here, at least somewhere cool, and with air-conditioning.

She just needs to be around some friends right now, and her brother isn't gonna be of any help. I can't take her to the Eppes, that would be transferring this problem onto them, no I need to take her someplace where they know how to beat the heat when they need to, I know its a long shot, but I need to take her to the 3rd Farrah out in Forks.

Guess what Poison? Hm? We're gonna take you to Forks. Why? Because, its cooler there. T: Good thing I'm friends with their Jack, and he can help me. At least I hope he can. So, that's what we did. We pulled over, and he called the Cullen's, he was lucky their Farrah picked up.

Her: Hi is this that Palm Woods Jack?

Him: Yes ma'am. You must be that other Farrah.

Her: What do you need?

Him: I've got a friend here that needs help beating the heat, so we were gonna come visit you guys since I get the feeling you all know how to do that.

Her: My Jack told you everything?

Him: We're basically the same person. Have you and the other Farrah met?

Her: I've met Farrah Eppes. I can't wait to meet Farrah Knight.

Him: How do you know her?

Her: She's the lead singer of BTR, I know everything about her.

Him: Well, that's great, I'll explain better when we get there.

Her: How far are you?

Him: Half way to Seattle.

Her: Ok, well the rest of the family is out hunting so, its just me and Edward here.

Him: Perfect, maybe you can help us when we get there.

Her: Sounds great, see you when you get here.

Ok, you're in for a treat, we're gonna go visit the Cullen's out in Forks. How are we gonna do that they're movie people. I'll them take it from there, when we get there. T: I could die for doing this, but she has know idea her favorite saga isn't fake. Maybe they won't even have to explain, they didn't to Farrah Eppes. Soon an hour later we arrived.

At the Palm Woods things had gone from bad to worse. Carlos was all mean now because of the Jenifer's influence, James was still orange, Logan was all chill and Jack and I were missing. They arrived at the studio. Kendall where's Farrah? IDK, I haven't seen her all day, she's gone missing. She probably has Hollywood fever though too. I tried to fix it all, but everything just snowballed and back fired on me.

Listen to her Voice mail. He said calling my phone. He and Gustavo and Kelly listened to it. VM: Hey, you've reached Poison, I'm away in my deep dark place, called my soul, so leave a message after the beep, or don't I could care less, besides I'm away darkening my new boyfriend's soul to be as dark as eyeliner and my own soul, have a dark day, peace out!

*Ug* Kendall cries. Not her too. The only thing I get from that is she's with Jack, and she's back to being Poison again. I really need to fix this. And to start, I need to figure out what happened to my sister, my mom was probably the last person that saw her. I guess I'm playing superhero today. Just fix them and fix them quickly!

G&K know all about this Hollywood fever and decide we've all got it bad, and that Hollywood fever broke up all of Gustavo's bands, and they needed away to snap us all out of it and to find me. But one problem at a time, they needed to divide and conquer. Kendall went to go after Logan, Gustavo after James and Kelly after Carlos, to help knock sense into all of us.

And in Forks. We knocked on the door, the other Farrah answered the door. Come on in. Hey, check it out, you're Farrah Cullen from the Twilight Twist movies. We may need to do some explaining to this one so that she doesn't think she's hallucinating. I'm perfectly fine.... Where are you going Jack? I'll just be a sec Poison trust me.

Poison? The other Farrah asks. It's a long story, one she told me all about in the car ride here. Are you sure that's an ok idea? I mean, we did that to Charlie Eppes, this town is full of hidden creatures. What seems to be the problem? She's got Hollywood fever. Ah yes, it's a homesick kind of fever, and she's got it bad. This isn't the worse of it, the rest of the band has it way worse. James is orange, Logan is playing bongos Carlos is a Jennifer.

Her brother is the only one not being effected. That's so weird. Can you help us? No, but my uncle can. I can run out and get him. And I'll make Edward have her sign some kind of one of those contract things. You're basically my Jack without the powers. We can just let Farrah Eppes keep thinking its all fake until she knows about her own powers, but this is a different situation.

We'll have to bring her back to normal first, before she self consciously signs anything. E? Yes Jade? (I've kind put a little bit of everything from each of my Twilight fan fictions here, its got some of the same kind of plot as FM, but I gave it TTT title) :P Anyways.... Hey, I need your help, we've got a TTT fan in the house, and in order to fix her, she needs to understand everything to a point, that this is all real, not that it would take much convincing.

Where are you going? Farrah Knight from BTR has Hollywood fever, I'm gonna go get Carlisle and see if he can help her. So, we need one of those contact sheets we gave Charlie? Yes. But, she can't sign it until she's self conscious. Right. We should let her cool off before then though. That's why we're here, its 96* in L.A. all the guys have HF, and the heat isn't helping. They're homesick?

Yeah. Will you come meet her? Sure thing. Hey, Farrah how's it going? You're Edward Cullen! How is this possible? That's gonna take some explaining, but when your in the right mind and once we're all here, then we'll explain everything, but Jack brought you here because you need help cooling down, and he's good friends with our Jack, and decided we knew how to beat the heat when it does get hot here.

Come 'ere. He says, pulling me close to him. This is so cool. Just wait its about to get a whole lot cooler. Both literally and non. As soon as he started pulling me close, the cold did start making me feel better. And at the Palm Woods they'd made no progress. James went with Gustavo to see a Dr. but sprayed the Dr. orange, Kelly couldn't get Carlos into the slingshot shopping cart, and Logan didn't care about math, and they still didn't know where I was.

How come your friends all got Hollywood fever and you didn't? Kelly asked him. Because he has a normal sized brain and his friends all have one the size of a cricket. What about Farrah, she's smarter than all of us, except Logan? Kendall explained the ice and the cold, and was gonna go to rink to figure out another plan, that he never lost sight of his roots or forgot where he came from and that the ice and cold help clear his mind.

Now the plan was to get the boys to the ice rink. But Farrah didn't forget, she just lost hope, and decided if she couldn't beat them or help them to join them. She's homesick, maybe the others are too. I'm not doing anything with the guys until I know at least where my sister is and that she's ok. But, I think I might know where she is.

He called Charlie.

Char: Hey, Charlie here.

Ken: Charlie, it's Farrah's brother Kendall.

Char: Hey, what can I do for ya?

Ken: You're asking me, so I'm guessing you don't have an extra Farrah over at your house?

Char: No, sorry, I'm at the school grading papers, you might want to call Don, he's at the house.

Ken: *Sigh* ok well thanks anyways.

Char: Wait, what's going on?

Ken: My sister and the guys are homesick with HF, and its 96* over here with the air conditioning broken. But I know she's with Jack.

Char: Ok, you know what, give me a couple of mins, call Don, we'll go figure out where your sister is, and bring her back, safe and sound and back to normal.

Ken: Thank you so much.

Char: What are friends for? See ya.

Well, that's sorta taken care of, I'll leave my sister to the Eppes gang, and I'll go back out and get the rest of the gang to ice rink. Where we were, Carlisle had come back, and the cold was making me sleepy. How you feelin? Much better. You're so cold. Sorry. No, its great. I'm sorry Jack. Why are you apologizing? You're girlfriend seems very clung close to me. Nah its ok, I just want her to be.

She will be, she's just home sick. Carlisle comes back, as does everyone else. So which other Farrah do we have today? Farrah Knight, lead singer of BTR. How many celebrities are you friends with? I think just the two of them. You think I'm a celebrity? You're my favorite character of the Twilight Saga.

Oh boy, we've got so much explaining to do. Go get the contract. Yes Carlisle. Whoa! I call. Farrah, er Poison, step into my office please. Don't mind if I do. Soon a I'm cured, and they start explaining. They make me sign a contract and we all become friends. This had been the best day of my life.

Then there was another knock at the door. I'll get it. They'd promised that because they didn't want their Farrah to have to lose me as a friend, that sometime probably within the next couple of years (After BTR's last season is over and so is the movie) That they might get to turn me. That made me so excited. Who's at the door. Her escort. Jack you can go, she's go home with the Eppes boys, and someone will pick her up there.

Yeah, come on, you can barrow one of Farrah's outfits, and Amita and I will take you home. See you back at the Palm Woods. We hugged and went our separate ways. Someone had to get the car back to the Palm Woods. Self driving car or not. We got into the car, and they'd put the air on all the way up, and I'd fallen asleep.

Of course she's asleep, its cold in here now. Poor thing must be exhausted. So you and Amita? Not now Don. When we got back, I woke up. Farrah? Hey, what are you doing here? Long story, come on I'll tell you all about it, besides I'm gonna want to change outfits. Sure come right this way, in fact, you can try out my mom's clothing changing machine.

Cool. She loved inventing all kinds of things in the house. Farlie, come 'ere. Go pick Farrah Knight out an outfit. She barks. She can do that? Sure she did for me. She went into the closet and pulled an outfit down. Great, now go into the machine that I've linked up using my own new technology to create my own and now you get to try it out.

So, into the machine I'd gone and came back out (outfit 36) Thanks, I'll return it to you as soon as I can. No problem, just keep it. You know what, you hang on to that one and I'll hang on to this one. Good trade. In fact, change now. KK. She put my old clothes on and I was in her clothes. We're gonna try and trick them aren't we?