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Photoshoot mishap

Today as usual as if I even need to say it, the boys were outside, and unlike other days covered in bruises, scars, cuts, esc you name it I (outfit 28) had a parcel with me to cover me, with my sunglasses and hat on, covered in sunscreen, not letting the sun touch me at all, when I heard Camille tell the guys how good we all looked in the photos of the magazine from the photo shoot we'd recently gotten back from, they we wanted to do so badly, and wondered how they looked all broken and torn apart. And I'd my appearance outside.

Farrah, tell her what happened! Kendall told me, groaning in pain. Whoa! You're outside, and you're not broken and bruised like the guys are. That's because, I said going up behind each of them, kissing their cheeks, a cute little smile on my face, then standing behind my brother my arms wrapped adorably around his neck not tight enough to choke him, as I finished my sentence, I have the best brothers, and twin brother ever, who have and will always have my back and be there to protect me, and they're like this because of that fake happy photo.

Take a seat Camille, and get comfortable, you're in a for a dark twisted, adventure, told you in a flashback. My brother told her, as they all groaned in pain. We were hanging out in the crib, having fun, when we heard Gustavo's air horn blare at us. Since this is a flashback, I began the day in this (outfit 15)and we'd all been hanging out, and Gustavo started yelling us like he does to get us to do what he wanted, long story short, he'd pulled some strings for our band to go do a photo shoot for pop tiger (combination of two different yet similar versions of the same magazine) and in English meant "picture day" and that we had to go change.

The guys got a little more dressed up than usual, I pulled out the first fancy thing I found (outfit 16)but not as fancy as the one in the picture. "picture day" in L.A. isn't really your average picture day at school, you have to go all out. It's more of a fashion show. That soon we'd learn the hard way. Ow, ow look at you girl, you look all fancied up! All the guys had their little comments, but that was the only one that stuck. Don't you have anything IDK normal?! Oh silly Kenny, I said pinching his cheek, there is no such thing as normal and even less so here in L.A. Good talk, I smirked tapping his cheek, as he rubbed it.

Then the guys were excited, but had no idea what that even was, until Carlos and James pulled one out, that Kendall begged belonged to Katie, and then Carlos and James started to argue about something stupid. And Gustavo blew his horn again to break us all up. And reminded us that we had to stay perfect looking today. And then we were told we'd be on the walls of all the screaming girls walls, and the next thing you know we're where the photoshoot is happening and the girls are all excited about seeing Dak Zevon (I think we all know who this is supposed to be a spoof of) But when the girls notice it's not who they thought it was they run off looking for him in the opposite direction.

Then mom and Katie showed up. Hey mom and Katie what are you doing here? What can't I just come up and see my big brother and sister, who I love? We love you too Katie, now what are you really doing here? Turns out she too wanted to get this guy Dak's autograph. I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. Kendall told her. You didn't know your TWIN sister was into singing, and yet here we are you don't really know everything, besides I'm a tween girl he's a cute pop star, you do the math, I'm not made of stone you know. James took her picture and pretended he was him mimicking his voice as the bunch of girls ran back over and trampled him.

Katie asked Kelly and where Dak was recording, she told her no, and then she gave them the puppy dog eyes, then she caved and said where he was, and she and mom went off. We got pointed into the direction of where the shoot was happening, and met our photographer, and he said what he wanted, and then Gustavo told him what he wanted, and Kelly agreed, he said he didn't care and wanted us up against the backdrop looking perfect, and we were told to think of something funny, but then things fell apart quickly, and we needed to take the picture and quick.

The guy wanted to know what could go wrong? And now thanks dude you've just cursed us by saying that, because clearly he's never met us before, and my thoughts were spoken by the concerns of G and K, and we were so close, but then the police came in and told Gustavo that he and Kelly needed to complete their community service hours for crashing to Matthew McConaughey's mailbox, and then Griffin appeared.

But Griffin insisted he was taking over, and that he was very creative while G and K got taken away to go put in their time, and Griffin wanted to change everything, and had the guys in space matador costumes and had me change (outfit 25)too. That he wanted everyone to see something no one had ever seen before. We knew this would a very long day. Longer than we thought it would be to begin with.

Now with Katie and all the other girls were trying to get in to see Dak and get an autograph but the security guards sent all the girls away, and then sent mom and Katie after they got passed the puppy dog eyes and they acted like they were leaving and would be coming back with another plan. To get her his autograph somehow and G and K were regretting what they had done hoping Griffin didn't mess up the photoshoot in anyway shape or form.

Back where we were, we knew how messed up this all was going, and how it wasn't going to turn out right at all, and then we all needed stuffed puppies. The teen girl in me was all like aw and wanted to love and cuddle the puppies, but then we got a 5 min break to go get a snowmobile. And we hopped it would take longer than that to find one cause how were they gonna find one of those things in L.A. We thought we were saved.

We all ditched the other outfits, and changed back, and changed again, hey I told you it's a fashion show I grabbed a bunch of fancy clothes and took them with me thinking this would happen. We decided that we couldn't let Griffin ruin this picture and needed G and K back, but they weren't coming back, so we had to figure out a way to take a secret photo. And that when the pop tiger person gets here we give him our photo to put in the magazine. And we all had our mission to get everything we needed, and I was supposed to go with James to go get the wardrobe stuff since I was good at that, and everyone else had other jobs.

Too bad Griffin somehow found a snowmobile and into our other costumes we quickly changed. Gustavo and Kelly were trying to figure out a plan to get back to us and Katie and mom were trying to figure out a way to get Dak's autograph and get past the guards, their plan B failing also. And Griffin still ruining our picture, we didn't even want to know how he found one of these things in L.A. since it never snows. Then we stalled by saying we needed more fog, then the fog produced too much fog and we had 5 more mins to wait for the fog to leave the room. And into my next costume change (outfit 7 part 1) (outfit 8 part 2) How many outfits do you have?

No time, just run and get to the photo, and before we could take the photo the battery on the camera died. We were having such bad luck with this photo shoot. And then we had to put our costumes back on, that we just put on over our other clothes because Griffin called us back in now that the fog was gone, and mom and Katie rounded up all the girls that were trying to get an autograph from Dak as a plan C of flash mob to get past the guards. Somehow that worked and Katie got in, rescued Dak from the attack of girls and then the girls all ran off to go look for him again.

And G and K came back to find out what was going on, we got to the photography guy and removed the stupid costume pieces and shot from the waist up for the picture and then the guy came to get the picture WE took as in the good picture, not Griffin's and now, flashback ended for now, and Camille was still confused how they ended up so bruised and beat up since it sounded like it ended happily. So after we gave the guy our picture, Katie appeared with Dak and girls chased after him, and the guys got mumbled, and protected me, but my clothes still got minimally attacked, so I had to change anyways to the outfit I was now in.

And they said it was all worth it since we got the picture we wanted and was gonna be on the walls of all screaming girls everywhere, and Camille said of course because Dak was on the other side, and all the boys groaned, and my face looked like the expression in the picture. All that hard work for noting, oh well we can't all be winners, that is life.