your dead meat lovebirds.

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that morning I was awoken up my Patrick pushing my shoulder

"What! Jeez!" I sat up rubbing my eyes looking at the boys before me

"You need to get up like now - "

"Why?"

"It's the day before scrub day!"

"Now Parker! Now!"

"What pfft. It's the day before you chumps calm down"

"No no no Parker you don't get it"

"What don't I get Anthony? I practically know more than you do"

"Latest seventh grader to show up is most targeted and right that's gonna be us in about 13 minutes and a half!"

"Oh wow oh wow!"

"Yes! Now get up!"

I arose my bed grabbing random clothes and rushing to the bathroom shutting the door and quickly changing.

I ran back out and threw on my chucks, I grabbed my backpack and ran downstairs with them

"Oh hey Parker - "

"Can't talk now Manny - bye!"

We ran out and all the way to school

"Oh no my books!"

"Ughhh you guys go ahead!"

"I'll wait for you but hurry up!" Patrick ran with me to my locker as the other two ran off

Such great friends am I right?

Well can't Blame them, I wouldn't wanna have to use wedgie cream all my life either.

"Hurry Parker"

"I'm going as fast as I can butthead"

I put in my combination quickly taking my books out before stopping as both, felt two hands grip our shoulders

I looked over at Patrick as he did the same back towards me before looking up.

I looked behind me to see this tall kid with loads of acne.

"your dead meat lovebirds."
He let out a chuckle looking down at us

"Look man - "

"No you look here." He pointed at my face as he cut me off

"I'm not one of your friends Kingsley so don't act like it. I'm just tryna get scrub with and through this year, and you two are gonna help me."

"Help you? Uh" I laugh a bit looking him up and down slightly "help you with what? Your acne or - "

"see kingsley that's the thing with you. You just keep running ya mouth. Now I can't wait till' scrub day. you, luckily are number one scrub. Ya know what that means or do I have to spell it out?"

"I'm in middle school I can read, and take care of my skin - "

"that means it's just you we're looking out for tomorrow. no one else just you."

i scoff as he starts to leave before turning back around

"Oh and don't try and ditch you'll just get it worse the next day." He laughed as he walked down the halls soon disappearing

Patrick looked at me pretty scared

"I'll be fine" I shrug getting my books and closing my locker

"are you sure? I mean last year this kid Simon got it real bad as top scrub. he couldn't go back to school for a whole month! and his mom had to rub wedgie cream... never mind" I slightly look at him as he looks down at the floor

"Hey, the least I can do is hide." I laugh a Little trying to get him to stop talking

"Good luck"

We walk into class and sit down like nothing happened

I look up at the board as class is already boring

*lunch*

"and then he was like your dead meat lovebirds"

"wow, i've always imagined me being the one with the girlfriend not you-"

"we aren't dating!" me and Patrick side-eye each other after both saying the exact words

"hmmm" Anthony smirks glancing between the two of us as we scoot away from each other awkwardly

"i sense some tension between-"

"you've never had a girlfriend before"

"so" anthony turns to joey

"i though you were supposed to be on my side joe" he sighs

i roll my eyes a bit at the two starting an argument

we watch as they bicker back and forth between each other but that soon stops when clapping appears from most of the boys

we look over and see some guy awkwardly walking down the cafeteria walking funny

i look over at anthony as he starts to laugh

"why are they clapping?"

"he got a bj"

"a what?"

patrick looks at me

"a blowjob?"

he reckons trying to see if it helped

"i'm confused" i shake my head looking at them all

"uhm a blowjob is when a girl and a guy-"

"you mean sex?"

patrick laughs a little slightly shaking his head

"no uhm wow this is harder then i expected-"

i turn around as patrick gets interrupted by this kid sitting behind us

"a blowjob is when a girl basically gags on a dudes dick for mens pleasure"

"oh" i look back in front as they start to laugh

"come on" patrick states laughing a bit as they all start to leave

i quickly picked up my stuff and catch up to them

"why would any girl do that?"

"because they like to do that to themselves duh"

i rolled my eyes a bit

"oh uh like ella? she was so nice and now look she's giving out nudes to kids for 30 bucks"

i look to patrick

"how do you know that"

"it goes around" we continued walking around the school campus

"oh and tomorrow if you guys- well parker if you make it wanna get some slushees with us after school at the new comic store"

"sure!" i shrug

"i hope that have thunderbolts"

"i hope they grifter"

"i hope they have spawn"

"i hope they have sluds"

we continue talking about our favorite comics for the rest of the period

i just couldn't stop staring at patrick

something about this boy is so strange

he's like cute but not and smart but stupid

it's confusing but i love thinking about it

"uh parker"

i look back at them

"you good?"

"oh yeah great"

"well you just keep zoning out or something"

"i'm fine"

patrick softly smiled his perfect smile at me as they continued talking

jeez that was embarrassing

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