oh fuck you patrick!

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"ain't no way bro. no"

"just do it ya chicken"

"the fuck? why don't you do it?"

"come on parks your the daredevil"

"no i'm not anthony probably is out of any of us"

"what?! no fair"

i laugh a bit and look at the stairs.

joeys crazy if he thinks i can grind off three sets of stairs from a 360 with my old ass skateboard

"come on do it!"

"shut up!"

"just do it already!"

"would you do it ryan reynolds was watching"

they start laughing knowing i have a crush on the celebrity

"oh fuck you patrick!"

i scream a bit i skate up spinning around landing on the stairs as i try to keep my balance, getting closer to the end holding up my board, i lift off the stairs landing back on the pavement losing speed

"i fucking did it you dirtbags!"

"patrick cosa ti avevo detto?! stai lontano da queste cattive influenze! potresti farti male e non ho bisogno che il mio ragazzo si faccia male. ora vai a casa. tuo padre lo scoprirà e si arrabbierà molto"

(translation for the peeps:

"patrick what did I tell you ?! stay away from these bad influences! you could get hurt and I don't need my boy to get hurt. now go home. your father will find out about this and will be very angry")

"what did she say?"

"va bene mamma sto arrivando, jeez"

(translation: "alright mom i'm on my way, jeez")

"what language are you guys speaking of right now?"

"are you speaking krypton or something?"

"it's italian"

"wait your from italy?"

"your italian"

"yes. how are you guys just finding out about this."

"patrick smettila di perdere tempo e andiamo !"

(translation: "patrick stop wasting time and let's go!"

"okay okay- i gotta go guys"

"bye"

we watch as he leaves with his mom

"what a total butt buster"

"i know right"

"i can't believe he's italian."

"seriously? your still on that?"

"it was like two seconds ago! calm down buster moon!"

"what does that even mean"

"let's just go"

"you just don't wanna tell us what it means"

"shut up bro. like actually"

"jeez"

"what are you guys?"

"what do you mean?"

me and joey look to each other and back to anthony

"like me. i'm half mexicano, half french so oui oui."

we laugh a bit before answering him.

"uhm im filipino and german"

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