Oh hospital bed so Devine,
How glad I am that you are mine.
A special place for my behind,
When wearied from the daily grind.
Your pleather coat all soft and comfy,
Swallowing up ol' Ms Grumpy.
I close my eyes as I sink in,
And sip upon my lemon tea.
The TV is on,
All loud and blasting.
But my love for you,
Is everlasting.
Stretched between your sturdy arms.
Lost in all your bedly charms.
My hand caresses your well worn skin,
Groping for the treasures that lie deep within.
Tight sheets, white as a sheet,
Oh how I long to be with you when they wheel me to treatment.
So when the time comes we must be parting,
And you have suffered my snores and farting.
Your coat all ripped and foams a clump,
I shall leave you sadly when discharged.
Just so you know my feelings are very real and deep seated.
