Dave x bambi and other DnB things or something (mainly satire)

your mom

Dave's p.o.v

I woke up from my peaceful sleep. "grrr I have to go do things now or something," I then suddenly heard very loud yelling coming from outside. I got on my wheelchair and rolled myself outside. I saw Bambi, just yelling, for no real apparent reason. "Bambi! Shut the fuck up!" He stopped yelling and turned around to me. "Oh shit, you awake now." "Why were you yelling-?" "Cuz you asleep too long, I wake you up?" "No bambi, in fact, you started yelling as soon as I woke up," "oh," He responded then jumped up onto my lap. "Heh, yeah dumbass." I told him while slightly chuckling.

Then I rolled on back inside, with bambi still in my lap. I closed the door behind me and looked down at bambi. I rested my chin on his head. "Eh?" bambi said. "Ugh, nothing Bam, your just soft." Then mother fucking Tristan had to walk in and be like, "Dad, stop being gay, stop it 😡🤬/j," "What tf does "/j" mean??? Also, I AM NOT GAY!!!!🤬🤬😡😡 I AM 100% STRAIGHT!!!" "Dad, no offense but I've seen whole entire fucking circles that are straighter than you," ">:0, TRISTAN GO TO YOUR ROOM! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN HOUSE HOLD WE DON'T SWEAR HERE!!!!!😡😡😡" "Man whatever, just don't be gay in front of me." He said then walked up to his room. Bambi said, "What just happen?" "Uhhhhh, n-nothing, nothing, Tristans just being dumb again." God damnit Tristan, I thought. Ugh, why am I gay? For Bambi of all people? Is Bambi even a person? What is he even? I don't know. Bambi looked up at him, "Are you gay?" My flushed red. "Yes, do you love me?..." "Yeah! :)👍" my eyes widen and I smiled, "I love you too Bambi, forever and ever!" Then Bambi jumped up and kissed me. I was flabbergasted. Absolutely flabbergasted. This was the best day of my life. Bambi parted his lips. He had a big, dumb smile on his face.

"W-Wow," I said as I held Bambi's hand. "I never knew you were gay?" "I didn't know either." "Hm? And what's that suppose to mean?" He shrugged his shoulders, "I dunno, never thought about it," "Oh, understandable." It was silent for a moment. "Soo, you wanna go do somethin'???" "Yeah, how about we go out to a cafe or something?" "Yeah!! :D"

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