Todoroki: Mom how does someone get pregnant?
Rei: Well when two people love each other.
Todoroki: Like me and Katsuki!
Rei: They sleep together.
Todoroki: Me and Katsuki slept together!
Bakugou: Not like that no we didn't.
Todoroki: You're my baby daddy.
Bakugou: I'll punch you in the mouth.
Todoroki: Not in front of the baby! *rubs belly*
Bakugou: There is no baby!
Todoroki: There is too a baby.
Bakugou: I ain't the daddy.
Todoroki: We slept together Katsuki!
Bakugou: We slept in the same room.
Todoroki: And now I'm pregnant!
Bakugou: You are not fucking pregnant.
Todoroki: *Gasp* Look at him cussing at the mother of his child.
Bakugou: I can't stand you.
Todoroki: Then why'd you sleep with me?
Bakugou: It was a sleepover Shoto!
Todoroki: Yeah! I was on bottom you are on top!
Bakugou: Yeah! On fucking bunk beds.
Todoroki: ...
Bakugou: ...
Rei: ...
Todoroki: I'm keeping the baby.
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Masaru: Katsuki I checked your-
Bakugou: Dad can I get a ride-
Masaru: No, I checked your browsing history.
Bakugou: Okay I was honestly trying to spell pianist and all of a sudden it all popped up and I didn't know that was going to happ-
Masaru: I'm talking about these.
Bakugou: What?
Masaru: *reading the history* How to hurt your mom.
Bakugou: That was a pretty good idea.
Masaru: Is it illegal to hit your mom?
Bakugou: Turns out yes it is.
Masaru: Are old women strong?
Bakugou: Okay that one wasn't clear.
Masaru: How much does a hit man cost?
Bakugou: $10,000.
Masaru: How to make $10,000 fast?
Bakugou: Wasn't very helpful.
Masaru: How much is 3 nickels?
Bakugou: Not very much.
Masaru: Where to get a hit man for 15 cents?
Bakugou: There is none.
Masaru: Is teachers aloud to date students?
Bakugou: They are not.
Masaru: What does consent mean?
Bakugou: That one wasn't clear either.
Masaru: Is Mr. Shoto Todoroki single?
Bakugou: He's not.
Masaru: Who's Mr. Shoto Todoroki's wife/husband?
Bakugou: Some bitch named Y/n.
(A/n: I'm sorry 💀😂)
Masaru: Do you go to jail if you cheat on your wife?
Bakugou: You don't.
Masaru: Will a hit man take out two people?
Bakugou: Mom and Y/n.
Masaru: Will I go to jail if I hire the hit man?
Bakugou: I will.
Masaru: Do you get to take showers with other people in jail?
Bakugou: You do.
Masaru: What happens in the showers at jail?
Bakugou: ..uhh you don't wanna know.
Masaru: Things people go to jail for.
Bakugou: Robing banks.
Masaru: What does robbery mean?
Bakugou: To steal stuff.
Masaru: What is the closest bank to my house.
Bakugou: Across the street.
Masaru: This is crazy. Where do you even need a ride to?
Bakugou: The bank.
Masaru: 👁👄👁
YOU ARE READING
~Incorrect Todobaku Skits~
Fanfic!COVER PHOTO NOT MINE! - I did edit it doe DISCLAIMER⚠️ - Some of these quotes are not mine! This book will consist of funny skits seen on the internet, but its ✨Todobaku✨. Y/n will sometimes be mentioned in the skits 😏
