♯ 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ━ 𝑘.𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑖 [✓]

𝑇𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐸 ⋆·˚ ༘ *

"ONII-SAN!" A loud cry was heard as a [name] turned to face a crying and sobbing blonde who was being brutally chased by a familiar boar. "this crazy piece of crap is chasing me onii-san! help me! help me!" zenitsu sobbed loudly as he then threw himself towards his brother and hid behind him.

"wah! [mispronounced name]! get out of the way! i want to beat that blonde into a pulp!" he exclaimed as he huffed out smoke through his nostrils. "don't do that, inosuke-san, that's not so nice of you," [name] slightly glared at inosuke. "instead of beating one another to a pulp, why don't we train together?" he suggested with a small smile as he quickly hid back the sweater and placed it on the engawa. "what's this?!" zenitsu asked as he grabbed the box. he opened it before he gasped.

"oh my goodness! look! onii-san! you got a gift– and a letter too?! wAh! you're so lucky, [name]-san! you got a new sweater!" zenitsu screamed as inosuke covered his ears in annoyance. "shut up you pineapple looking hair!" he yelled. "no you!" zenitsu screamed.

"that's enough. both of you!" [name] exclaimed loudly as he snatched the box roughly from zenitsu's hands and pointed to the back. "inosuke, go to the back and start doing 8000 pushups," [name] commanded as inosuke laughed maniacally. "one day! i'll be able to beat you [name]! i'll do 10000 instead!" inosuke huffed before running away.

"look, zenitsu– i had no idea who put this here, and honestly, i don't suspect anyone," [name] said silently. zenitsu looked at him for a bit, his eyes scanned for any lies in his face, but it seems that he was really clueless on who gave it to his door. "well then! not to be scared! your little brother, agatsuma zenitsu! will certainly find out who sent these gifts to you!" he exclaimed confidently. "right, of course you will, you're my brother, afterall," [name] patted his head happily.

"alright– first! we obviously have kanroji mitsuri on the list," zenitsu muttered as he plopped down next to [name]. "her? why's she on the list?" [name] asked as he raised a brow. "isn't it obvious? she's in love with you!" zenitsu exclaimed loudly. "i think that you're wrong at this part, zenitsu–" [name] said with a sweatdropped before he felt a cloth shoved into his mouth as [name] choked loudly. "oh quit it! i'm always right, not to mention, i can hear you having a hint of anticipation and hope in your voice. so you do like her!" zenitsu yelled accusingly. zenitsu stopped pushing the cloth into his brother's mouth before [name] removed it and he glared silently at zenitsu. "as a friend!" [name] said as he held his throat. "you can't lie to me, onii-san!" zenitsu exclaimed with a small smirk. "i can hear your every lie."