James pov:I will never find love nobody likes baddies like me UwU.
Sangwoo pov:Do not worry big boy James my bestie. Im sure that somebody will like you. (In mind:)Like me and my wittle Obama.
James pov:How would you know! You are just a lonely emo. Nobody gets me!
Sangwoo pov:I just know ok! Just wait and you will find the UwU to your baddie.
Shrek pov:I am so small and petite I got lost in my own sweaty onion skin. What should I do my Bestie Godess, nobody likes short people anymore that was so 2021.
Squidward pov:If I can find love with my slimy sexy tenticles then you and your crispy, greasy layers can as well.
Spongebob walked past and gave squidward a sexy wink closing one of his crusty eyelids.
Squidward pov:Sorry Shrekky wekky but I gotta go. Spongebob promised he would ride my nose and O.M.G it makes me ink so hard.
Shrek pov:O-ok cya UwU.
Shrek was left alone in the corrider full of disgusting peasants who payed attention in school. The bell rung leaving everyone shooketh and were ready to go to their lesson. Shrek had maths the teacher was called Mr Dawson. He was strange, he always smelt like somebody Shrek recognised but shrek always brushed it off. Until, Mr Dawson had a yellow hair on his beautiful well-shapped shoulder. Then the puzzle peices clicked together. Mr dawson was getting freaky with Donald Trump. What about Obama his senpai.
shrek pov:(in mind:)The lesson was about to begin but I still had to be seated because it's my first day. When I walked in I saw everybody stare at
me. I noticed this one guy though.... He was staring as well but...different. He was holding his nose, and the papers were blowing roughly back onto his muscular, sexy hand. He held his nose so I ,beautifuly, smelt my armpits which did in fact smell like the sweaty kitty I came out of. But I could tell something else was tingling his rough, dark nose hairs. I was given my seat, it was next to him....
I had to double check the answer he gave me. I felt like I couldn't trust him (even though he's fit and I would definetely bang him)
