Dumb And Dumber In BNHA

☆ 4☆

"Where are we going?" Astrid asked her friend as they rushed out the door.

"Well, how about we go check out what this dimension's Japan has to offer?" Everyn said, providing her signature goofy grin to her friend. "Yes, let's do that! We're going exploring bitch!" Everyn had already made up her mind. She was pumped up and ready to go, though her partner in crime did not seem to share her enthusiasm.

"Uh huh." Astrid said absentmindedly. She was concentrating all her energy on keeping her eyes open as she sat at the top of the stairwell.

Unfortunately, Everyn was no longer sympathetic towards her friend. She began walking down the stairs, only stopping to grab her friend by the ankle and drag her down the stairs with her. And before you ask, yes Astrid was in pain from the experience. It was certainly not the most pleasant circumstance of the day, but it did awaken her from her drowsiness. 

"Oy!" Astrid cried. She had finally come out of shock from being pulled down several stairs, and to add on, her cat was now following behind and pouncing on her hair which was still grazing the bottom of each stair despite Astrid's attempts to hold her head away from injury.

"What the fuck?!" Astrid screamed, lifting her head further from the ground, so her cat just might stop attacking her. "Bitch you're gonna give me a fucking concussion!"

"Deal with it, you moody ass-" Everyn was the one being cut off for once.

"Dude. Even if I actually wanted to get out and explore- which I don't-" Astrid started, continuing only when Everyn had stopped dragging her by the foot. "We look like shit, and you dragging me down the stairs has not helped. Do you really want to go explore a new city looking like we just crawled out of some back-alley dumpster? I don't know about you, but I'd rather not."

Everyn paused thoughtfully. "Fine. We can check into a bathroom and try to clean up a little first."

"Clean up a little? Girl, your face is coated in at least three layers of dirt. We need full ass showers. And some band aids. Even if we don't have any serious injuries, it wouldn't be the greatest idea to walk around looking like we've just been in a cat fight." 

"I have a great idea." Everyn flashed a telling grin, not the goofy kind of grin that signified the absence of any real thought, but the kind of grin that showed that Everyn actually had put thought into her 'idea'. That was rarely a good thing.

"Oh no- whatever you are thinking, no." Astrid said with finality. 

"Yes! I'm telling you! We should go see Recovery Girl!"

Now, Everyn's idea could have been worse, Astrid admitted that, silently of course. For example, Everyn could have dragged the pair into eavesdropping on the teachers, or ding-dong ditching Katsuki Bakugo- both serious possibilities when it came to her. However, this was a relatively safe option- I mean what could go wrong in meeting the school's nurse. Everything it turned out. Of course, Astrid was still unaware of this at the moment, too preoccupied with the idea of finally cleaning the grime from her body and astounded by the sound judgement her friend had portrayed.

After giving themselves their own tour, and getting lost several times, the girls finally stumbled onto the Nurse's Office, where they found Recovery Girl restocking medical supplies.

"Oh my gosh, Astrid, Astrid, Astrid," Everyn squealed, poking and prodding her friend as though she didn't already have her attention. "Look!"

"This was your idea, why do you sound surprised?" Astrid asked rhetorically. She knew why her friend was making such a big deal of the situation. She was fangirling, and quite frankly, it was warranted in the situation. Seeing Recovery Girl sitting in her whirly doctor's chair restocking her bandages seemed to place an air of finality to the situation. Obviously the girl's had understood where they were when they met All Might, Principal Nezu, and Mr. Aizawa, but for all they knew, they could have been having an extremely vivid dream. But with Recovery Girl sitting there looking at them, it finally seemed real. Astrid was only snapped out of her trance by the voice of the healing hero.

"Oh my! You girl's look terrible!" Recovery Girl's eyes filled with concern as she rushed to their side. "Come on, sit right on down and I'll get you two all fixed up." Just as Recovery Girl went to provide Everyn with her healing kiss, Everyn shouted.

"Wait!" The yell was so abrupt, neither the hero nor Astrid had predicted the outburst. I mean, Everyn was the one who had suggested the two make their way to the office and get healed up there, so what was the problem? Everyn provided clarification a moment later, "Sorry, it's just that Astrid and I were going to go exploring later, and if I'm not mistaken your quirk will deplete our energy, so..." 

Astrid chuckled as her friend trailed off. Of course. Of course her friend would suggest going to Recovery Girl and then not actually want to be healed by her. Astrid rolled her eyes with a snort. 

"I see." Recovery Girl replied thoughtfully. "Well, I'm sure we can get you fixed up just as well some other way." She paused. "Though it may be better if you girls showered first."

Recovery girl provided them each with a spare change of clothes and gave them directions to the women's showers. She watched as they shut the door behind them, and peeked through the window, watching till they turned down another corridor. She then picked up the rooms phone and dialed. 

"Hello Nezu... Good, and you?... Yes, well it would seem they have just passed through here. They did look awful, you really should have sent them to me sooner..." Recovery Girl and Nezu continued their conversation, considering and debating upon the presence of the girls as they remained unaware elsewhere in the school.

Nezu's muffled voice could be heard from the receiving end of the phone. "Hey Shuzenji, could you let the girls know that we have come up with a living arrangement for them. A few things still need to be confirmed but it should be ready in a few hours, by noon at the latest.

Hello y'all!

I know, this is the shortest chapter yet, but this is a bit of a short add-on scene which seemed more significant to the story-line than it seems, and I wanted to be able to update more often. 

At this rate, I guess I am just getting used to leaving a post-chapter note, so today you get one another. If anyone is confused about the timeline, I plan to clear it up in the next chapter. I actually hadn't given it any real thought upon me first write through with my friend, but upon a more thorough examination, I realized that realists and those who poke holes in illogical storylines, such as myself, may be asking some very warranted questions. 

I hope that I am able to answer any questions in the following chapters and if not, feel free to drop any in the comments! 😊