Male Faunus Reader x Wife Blake Belladonna (RWBY)

Days Under House Arrest

(Y/n) POV

Because of the damage I caused in Vale, Professor's Ozpin and Goodwitch put me under house arrest until things calm down and Ozpin can figure out what to do with me. Blake was naturally worried, but not as worried as I was expecting, she is also distracted by the fact that Roman managed to get away again and the need to find the White Fang's secret base. So, I'm left to take care of Todd most of the time because of both our situations, but Todd misses his Mommy, but there's really nothing I can do at the moment since I'm stuck in my dorm room.

Ava: *walks in* Hey, (Y/n).

(Y/n): Hey.

Tony: We've got your assignments from class today.

(Y/n): *sigh* Thanks.

Ava: You okay?

(Y/n): .... Well, I destroyed nearly a quarter of the city and hurt a lot of people, so no, I'm not okay.

Tony: We know this wasn't your fault, you can't control yourself when you get like that. Plus, I think I caused just as much damage as you.

(Y/n): But no one sees you as a monster.

Ava: Who said you were- *growls* Cardin. I'm going to kill him one of these days.

(Y/n): *depressed* He's right though, I am a monster. Maybe I'm too dangerous to be around anyone, I-

Rocket: Ah, shut up! You are just fine the way you are!

Ava: Rocket's right. You're perfect just the way you are.

Tony: Yeah, we wouldn't be friends if we thought you were a monster.

Todd: *concerned cooing*

Ava: We'll watch Todd while you work, okay.

(Y/n): *sniffles* Yeah.

I hand Todd over to Ava and both she and Tony leave, but Rocket remains behind.

(Y/n): What is it, Rocket?

Rocket: You need to get out of the dorm for a bit. *thinks* Oh! I know something we can do tonight.

(Y/n): Sorry, I gotta finish the assignments and watch Todd tonight, again.

Rocket: Ava can watch the kid, we're having fun tonight. Just wait and see.

Rocket then left before I had a chance to respond, I guess I've gotta go with, otherwise he might blow me up in my sleep.

Timeskip Late that Night

(Y/n): *whispers* Rocket! I'm not doing this.

Rocket: *whispers* Oh, come on. You'll love it. Hehehe. Cow tipping's fun.

(Y/n): This is ridiculous.

Rocket has snuck me out for a spot of cow tipping in some rancher's field. This is gonna end so badly.

Rocket: Okay. When I say "go". We go, but don't let Frank catch ya. Go!

(Y/n): Huh? Wait, wh-wh-who's Frank?!

Rocket runs down and jumps the fence to the cow field.

(Y/n): *hushed* Wait, Rocket!

Against my better judgement, I follow Rocket down into the field and catch up to him.

Rocket: 'Kay, here's what you do. You just sneak up to their side and flip them onto their back, *chuckles* and they do the rest. Just avoid any pregnant ones. Watch this.

Rocket sneaks up to a sleeping cow and as he stands next to it, he pushes the cow over and it flips over onto it's back, the cow freaks out a bit before passing out asleep again and then it releases a loud fart for added amusement for Rocket.