Me: *Half asleep I'm not even joking-*
Star: Author-Chan.
Me: Hm?
Star: Your box is glowing...
Me: Nice...
Shadow Kirby: ... That's strange. I thought you'd be more excited.
Me: Wait what- :OOOOOOO THE BOX-
Kirby: Poyyyyyyyy- yay it's finally glowing! This one's glowing blueee~!
Star: Well, Author-Chan didn't want it to glow white like the other one. She wanted a vibrant baby blue.
Me: Okie let's see what wonderful ask or dare we got!!!
Dare: I dare Vampire to possess Meta Knight and kill Star. And he thinks he did it.
From: ITZ_AKIO
Star: ... What were you saying about 'Wonderful ask or dare'?
Me: Hey, don't blame me, I try to think positively about the first one. Anyway, this asker is my friend in real life, anyway. I tried talking her out of it, but she's stubborn, TwT.
Star: I never thought I'd hear the day when your persistency was overpowered.
Shadow Kirby: I'm going to call the others~!
Me: *shaking the screen* Why bestie?! What do you have against Star that you need to kill her?! She didn't do anythingggg...
Star: It's not like we can really be killed... We exist forever in this... time and space law defier you've created for asking and daring.
Me: True... oh well. It's fine if you die then. You'll just come back!
Star: ... I don't know whether to say thank you or excuse me.
Kirby: *Runs in and throws the dare out of the window- WAIT A MINUTE-*
Me: HEY- *Magics the dare back*
Kirby: No one kills Star.
Me: She's not going to die.
Kirby No one.
Me: But-
Kirby: No. One.
Star: Kirby, stop using that ridiculous font and calm down. It'll be over in seconds. I can imagine how much Vampire has wanted to kill me.
Dedede: He ain't gonna kill ya no matter what anyone says! I'm the King and what I say goes so by royal decree, Vampire will not kill Star!
Bandana: Mm! (Yeah!)
Vampire: You're all much too late for that.
Star: Why can't you all just talk normally-?
Vampire: Because it emphasises our tone. Plus Author-Chan thinks it fits me so...
Dedede: I don't care about tones and voices and whatnot! Vampire get back to wherever you were, ya ain't killing Star!
Vampire: Oh, yes I will...
Star: See, he wants me dead anyway.
Bandana: Mmm?! (He does?!)
Me: Nah, he doesn't really. He's only saying he does to not ruin his reputation on hatred.
Vampire: Vampires can learn to like things... I don't hate everything...
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare Book 2 (NEW)
FanfictionMe: Hewo! This ask or dare book is specifically for my new series: -The Puffball Series -Gijinka Series Both are Kirby series and you can find both on my profile's reading lists! Thank you!
