Ask or Dare Book 2 (NEW)

~Request 12~

Ask: I dare King Dedede and Magolor to rate ships from the internet!

From: MaroonKitty7119

Me: *Rubs hands together evilly* I was feeling unmotivated with quite a lot of my Kirby works, but I am back and look at what we have here 😈

Dedede: Oh no...

Me: Oh yes!

Magolor: Ughhh whyyy we were having the time of our lives and now you bring back this torture.

Me: I know! Fun! :D Let's start!

Dederipple - King Dedede x Queen Ripple

Dedede: Oooh 6/10 I actually did ask Ripple out, but she said she ain't really interested in starting a relationship. And 'cause we're both rulers of different planets that aren't all that close... She felt like it'd be hard ta maintain. 

Magolor: Mmm 8/10. It's funny seeing them both be awkward 'round each other. Mostly because Queen Ripple's a bit more reserved so mid-conversation, they both just sit there fidgeting whilst Ribbon and Kirby try to get the conversation going again.

Metasusie - Meta Knight x Susie (Susanna) Haltmann

Dedede: No thank you! 0/10! Susie really scarred Meta with all that mechanising. Guy hates having to talk to her. He wants to forgive her, but this made him not sleep for months. He wouldn't even talk about the whole incident until me and Kirbs told him he had to let some of the fear out.

Magolor: ... I'm not really sure how to rate this, because Dedede's right, even though Susie apologised to everyone, Meta Knight hasn't forgiven her. I do understand from his point of view, the mechanisation process must've been real painful... heck, Meta still gets a bit suspicious of me even when I'm trying to be honest about something! But those narrowed eyes make me feel like I should lie just for the fun of it 😈

Author Note:

(I do know that there are quite a couple of people who do ship Metasusie, and from other people's AUs and interpretation of the whole Robobot incident, it does make sense, but in my AU, Meta Knight is still struggling to forgive Susie. But if you ship it, no hate here! I just have a different interpretation/opinion!)

Now let's continue :D

Sectaranza - Queen Sectonia/Joronia x Taranza

Dedede: From what Taranza told us, Sectonia used to be a really nice person, so I give this an 8/10. It's cool that her real name was Joronia, sometimes I wish she hadn't been corrupted by the Dark Mirror, maybe we all coulda been friends.

Magolor: Well this is awkward. It's a 9/10 from me since Taranza's told Susie and me the most about the late queen. Aaand I know a lot of people were quite annoyed at me for making a mask of Joronia- but hear me out!!! It was all good intentions! Taranza described her and I mentally had an image of her, so I made a mask for Taranza to keep as a memory, but in hindsight... it looks like I was almost making fun of him 😢But I swear I meant well! Honest!

Darkroach - Dark Meta Knight x Daroach

Dedede: Ok, this is an 8/10 too. Even though Dark's super angry and edgy all the time, he and Daroach actually got along, even if half of it was Daroach invading Dark's personal space and pokin' fun at him, which made Dark angry and start a swear war between him and Meta (In Spanish so the kids didn't know what they were sayin'), they worked well together and even better with Adeleine and Ribbon.

Adeleine tends to bring out the best in people with her calm drawing and painting activities, which Dark actually joined in at one point, and Ribbon tends to not care if people are angry, she just sits on their head until they give up and start helpin' the team, which is exactly what she did with Dark. Sat on his head and wouldn't move even though he threatened to chop her up. He wouldn't, but Ribbon still didn't move and eventually, he started helpin' out.

Magolor: 7/10. Yeah.. Snappy Darky doesn't really seem like a guy who would want any sort of relationship, but he and Daroach are still in contact. Maybe one day it will happen, I dunno! It was always funny seeing Daroach annoy him though, it's a shame  Dark's not here for me and Marx to annoy him too :(

Dedesuka - King Dedede x Escargoon

Magolor: Isn't that the snail dude who you said worked for you?

Dedede: Yeah... this most likely wouldn't have happened... Escargoon and I had a really bad relationship back then since I was just a spoilt king who didn't care about anyone else. Even that Fumu girl and her family left cause her mum had enough of me. But Escargoon just upped and left without a word. I understand why too... but sometimes I miss him. I wish I could apologise. I have sent him letters but I don't think he wants to come back to visit... :(

Magolor: I don't really know this guy, but judging by Dedede's personality from before Kirby fixed him all up, I doubt this Escargot- AHEM ESCARGOON would've wanted a relationship with his royal penguiness.

Dedede: Oi, being a penguin ain't a bad thing.

Magolor: Never said it was!

Magochilly - Magolor x Chilly

Author Note:

(I didn't read the mangas since I don't have access to them, but I searched this one up and it seems like quite a funny one. Magolor isn't really subtle with his hints I see 👀)

Let's continue!

Dedede: Pffft 7/10. Even now Magolor's blushing slightly red!

Magolor: Hey! I'm not! 

Dedede: We've all seen under that hood, ya lil kitty.

Magolor: Hmph! I give this a 5/10. I used to really like Chilly but he's not interested in a relationship of sorts. But he and I are really great friends! He's always around at my theme park to help out!

Marxolor - Magolor x Marx

Dedede: If these two were a thing... oof Dreamland's going to become Halcandra No.2... but I rate it 7/10. You and Marx are the most energetic, lively duo after all. Even if half the time it's just you two pranking everyone and making my paperwork full of complaints from people in Cappy Town. The Mayor was thinking about getting a new king. I responded to his letter with, "Go live somewhere else!"

Magolor: Well this is actually quite awkward. I just realised I'm rating myself with other people. But maybe this could happen? Marx isn't really keen on romantic relationships. And personally I like where we are right now, maybe in the future but both of us are the bestest of buddies for now!

Metadede/Metadedede - Meta Knight x Dedede

(I've seen both of these ship names, so I'm putting them both here ^^)

Dedede: Oh nova, I remember after the whole 'Hey we're sworn partners' thing, everyone assumed we were a thing and people would ask me, "How's ya king-consort?". I'd be so confused all the time until one of the dees told me what was going on. It was super embarrassing trying to clear everything up. Me and Meta are just really close pals!

(A/N: Personally don't ship this but I like the art. It's cute :D)

Magolor: 9/10! These two are so close and it was hilarious when they were referred to the 'Sworn Partners' title. Marx would always ask, "Hey hey hey when was the wedding and why weren't we invited?" Waddle (Who is Umbrella Waddle Dee) told him that the whole Buddy Buddy Tower was the wedding. It got a lotta laughs out from our buds, but yeah, these two were quick to clear up confusion. For now they're great buddies!

Me: That's all! I would have done more, but I'm slightly tired and it's quite late for me! (I mean half nine isn't rlly late but *shrugs*) Thank you MaroonKitty7119 for this dare! See you all next time! (Hopefully n the near future and not like in two years or smth ¬_¬)