Me: HAH. I JUST FINISHED HALF OF MY HOMEWORK. TAKE THAT HOMEWORK-
(But sers my science teacher loves hmwrk okayyy. Still have some sheets of chemistry and biology left. Shhh she doesn't know I didn't finish my biology ones-)
Kirby: Yayyy! That means you can respond to people more!
Me: Yesss! Hopefullyyyy!
Galacta Knight: *Throws ask on Star's wINGS AS SHE'S COMBING THEM!*
Me: I fear your life is in danger.
Kirby: ^
Star: *Summons heart spears* Tell me ONE good reason why I shouldn't just crack your soul and let everyone else suffer from trying and reviving you?
Galacta: Because.
Star: Because why?
Galacta: B-E-C-A-U-S-E.
Star: ... MSAKHFDKS Shut up.
Me: Ohhhh... she's in a mood.
Magolor: I kind of ruined her wings earlier. Not my fault. (Idk I'm in a Magolor mood so I mentioned him) {BY THE WAY KRTD DELUXE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO DARN HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!)
Star: Who on nova told you that my wings turn white if you pour water on them?!
Magolor: *Points at Galacta*
Galacta: ... *Points to Meta Knight*
Meta Knight: ... Probably Galacta.
Star: Anyway... Kirby turn that ask box off.
Kirby: Ok! *Takes out ask*
Ask: Since we are on the topic of the puffball species, variety of questions:
-How do you birds and bees, y'all are literally bouncy balls.
-You mentioned heat a few times this USUALLY shows up with cats and dogs during a certain time period and time of year. When does this happen for y'all?
-Uhhmmmm other than those how do you feel about Elfilin now knowing he's a part of the planetary-destroying monster?
From: metagalacafe
Galacta: Star answer the first two.
Star: For the first one, absolutely no comment. That's- something... private? And we are not bouncy balls- we are-
Galacta: Plushiesss! Or at least, when we're in heat we are. We get fur for the entire week to two weeks we are in heat! As for times... it happens once or twice a month and will only last a week, no more, no less.
Star: I thought-
Galacta: I had to mention the fur bit ok. You wouldn't.
Star: You never liked mentioning it before-
Galacta: That was before meeting Shira. She's technically us and generally covered in fur anyway.
Star: ... ok...
Kirby: :/
Dedede: As for Elfilin, he's cool.
Star: Completely friendly.
Galacta: Star's unofficial adopted child.
Star: I told you to stop saying that.
Galacta: Y'know Magolor actually believed me when I said that.
Magolor: Yeahhh...
Meta Knight: Elfilin is a trustworthy comrade. Unlike Magolor.
Star: What did we talk about?
Meta Knight: Not murdering Magolor. And no insulting him. You didn't say directly or indirectly.
Magolor: Awww you're not going to destroy me?
Meta Knight: I'm not allowed to. But Galaxia wasn't restricted from anything.
Star: I will confiscate her from you. Electricity doesn't affect me anymore. 86 years of electrocution does that.
Meta Knight: Exactly why I don't attack. If I attack, you take Galaxia then she'll electrocute you because I didn't give permission for you to take her.
Star: ... I have magic. No need for touching her.
Galacta: Aaaand that's when the logic fails.
Meta Knight: Galaxia also has magic.
Dedede: Arghhh shut it! This is about Elfilin!
Kirby: Speaking of where is he?
Dedede: Eating.
Kirby: Oh yeah.
Me: Anyway, Elfilin is adorable. Deserves the world. The universe. And everything in it. (Seriously though, he's around Star a lot. Literally mother and son.) Thank you for the ask metagalacafe! See you next ask/dare!
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Ask or Dare Book 2 (NEW)
FanfictionMe: Hewo! This ask or dare book is specifically for my new series: -The Puffball Series -Gijinka Series Both are Kirby series and you can find both on my profile's reading lists! Thank you!
