1. Sirius and Marlene pretending to date to hide their sexuality from the rest of the marauders. Sirius and Marlene always felt like they could talk to each other about how they were feeling and who they liked. Because they spent so much time together people assumed that they were dating and they went along with it because they wanted to stay in the closet for longer.
2. FEMALE TO MALE REGULUS!
Need I say any more.
3. Sirius having a borderline personality disorder.
4. Remus always taking care of Sirius after drinking even if he is completely drunk. Just being a Mother Hen and constantly fussing around him and Remus is the only person Sirius will listen to when drunk and normally says somethings to Remus which cause the other Marauders to laugh and Sirius to be very embarrassed when he is told about it the next day.
5. The Marauders constantly saying puns about their anamagi.
6. Karaoke night (which happens once a week) becomes legendary throughout Hogwarts (so much so that they start charging tickets) because of the enthusiasm and competitiveness that Marlene, Sirius, Alice, James and Mary have on being the best singer with the most flare in the whole of Hogwarts (it is rated on who gets the most claps each week and is then tallied up by Remus and Dorcas who announces the winner during the last meal of the year in the great hall.)
7. The Marauders must have done a magic version of the Halloween Heist from B99.
8. James was definitely the Mum of the group where as Remus was the rebellious teen, Sirius was the wine aunt and Peter was the innocent kid.
9. Marlene 100% knew that Peter was evil. She tried telling Sirius but he blew her off and told her she was being paranoid and that Peter was so innocent he wouldn't hurt a fly let alone his best mates. Dorcas went to visit Mary so Marlene was by herself in the house. This then sprung up the opportunity for Peter to go and kill her before she could do anything else.
10. All of the Marauders in a car absolutely wankered because 'oh sure people are not supposed to drive drunk - it said nothing about WIZARDS driving drunk.' Of course they get pulled over and when the officer gets to the car there is a fucking stag with huge ass antlers at the wheel, a wolf-dog in the back with a rat on its head and Remus Lupin in the passenger seat and the last thing that was heard before they sped of was 'FOR FUCKS SAKE PRONGS DRIVE YOU WANKERS ARE PUTTING ALL THE BLAME ON ME. PADS STOP SLOBBERING ALL OVER ME ITS FUCKING GROSE'
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Marauders Shower Thoughts
FanfictionA bunch of stuff that goes on in my head about the marauders. ONWARD TO MORE DEPRESSION //DISCLAIMER// I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS JK ROWLING DOES AND ALTHOUGH I DO NOT SUPPORT SOME OF HER OPINIONS SHE MADE GOOD CHARACTERS SO HERE WE GO. ...
