Scarlett:,/b> Well Maid Marian, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Maid Marian: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
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Robin Hood: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Little John: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Robin Hood: Fair point.
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Blythe Brooker: Look, I'm glad everyone's on the same page.
Blythe Brooker: But it's the last page in a book titled "we're all going to die".
Tuck: That's not even clever
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Scarlett: Are we fighting or flirting?
Little John: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Scarlett: Your point?
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Little John: How long do you think it'll take?
Tuck: I don't know, three or four.
Little John: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Tuck: Yeah, maybe five.
Little John: Five what?!
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Tuck: I feel awful about killing you.
Little John:
Tuck: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're bitching about.
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Robin Hood: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Tuck: Hot dog costumes!
Robin Hood: I'm sorry, what?
Tuck: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Little John, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Little John hates hot dogs, so they probably won't eat us.
Robin Hood: Are you saying that Little John would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Little John: I do hate hot dogs.
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Robin Hood: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Adrienne Charpentier: Ducks can't eat lightbulbs?
Scarlett: I think that's the point.
Robin Hood: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.
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Adrienne Charpentier, pointing to the wall: What colour is this?
Maid Marian: Gray.
Robin Hood: Grey.
Adrienne Charpentier, turning to Scarlett: Now tell them what colour you think it is.
Scarlett: Dark white.
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Robin Hood: Tuck, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
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RHMIS: Incorrect quotes
FanfictionIncorrect quotes from the tv show "Robin Hood: Mischief in Sherwood". I don't own the show nor the characters, rights belong to Method Animation and DQ Entertainment ... I only own the AU and the original characters and maybe the made-up characters.
