Adrienne: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Scarlett: The cow???
Adrienne: What?
Vincent: Scarlett, W H Y?
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Robin Hood: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Little John: Mind your language!
Robin Hood: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Little John:
Robin Hood: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Tuck: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Maid Marian: You're like 18 years old
Tuck: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Tuck: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Maid Marian: 'Prettiest Smile'
Little John: 'Nicest Personality'
Robin Hood: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Scarlett: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Varian: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you
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Tuck: Favorite horror movie?
Vincent: It
Little John: Saw
Scarlett: Annabelle
Adrienne: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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Scarlett: Please don't do this, Rienne. We can find a way to fix all of this. Everything, I promise you...I promise, please...I promise.
Adrienne: Sorry Scarlett, but I know firsthand how well you keep promises!
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Vincent, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Vincent: Orange soda, please!
Sheriff of Nottingham: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Prince John: Me too, strawberry soda.
Vincent:
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King Richard: HELP! I TOLD PRINCE JOHN I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Maid Marian, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Eugene Fitzherbert: Hey bud!
Varian: Huh yes, Eugene.
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RHMIS: Incorrect quotes
FanfictionIncorrect quotes from the tv show "Robin Hood: Mischief in Sherwood". I don't own the show nor the characters, rights belong to Method Animation and DQ Entertainment ... I only own the AU and the original characters and maybe the made-up characters.
