Vincent the alchemist: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Vincent the alchemist: One... two... three.
Little John: ...
Vincent the alchemist: ...
Vincent the alchemist: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Maid Marian: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Robin Hood: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Maid Marian: That one. I want that one.
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*Tuck is speaking on the phone*
Tuck: Yeah, I'm with Robin Hood.
Robin Hood: Im fucking dying-
Tuck: Yep, they're okay.
Robin Hood: I have a knife in my chest!
Tuck: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry.
Robin Hood: IM BLEEDING OUT-
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Maid Marian: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Vincent the alchemist: Ok, Maid Marian, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Maid Marian: 1917.
Vincent the alchemist: ...You're ready.
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Scarlett: If I may interject...
Tuck: Oh, awesome, Scarlett was eavesdropping.
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*Scarlett teaching Vincent the alchemist to drive and taking Little John along for the ride*
Scarlett: That's a pothole. To the left!
Vincent the alchemist: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Little John, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Vincent the alchemist: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Scarlett, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Vincent the alchemist: Country Roads.
Little John: To the place.
Vincent the alchemist and Little John in unison: I Belong!
Scarlett, crying harder: What the fuck?
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Tuck: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Maid Marian: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Scarlett: A realist sees a freight train.
Little John: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Scarlett: Why are your tongues purple?
Maid Marian: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
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RHMIS: Incorrect quotes
FanfictionIncorrect quotes from the tv show "Robin Hood: Mischief in Sherwood". I don't own the show nor the characters, rights belong to Method Animation and DQ Entertainment ... I only own the AU and the original characters and maybe the made-up characters.
