Sheriff of Nottingham: Can you keep a secret?
Prince John: Do you know anything about my life?
Sheriff the Nottingham: No I do not. Good point.
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Maid Marian: I'm going to take you out
Robin Hood: great, it's a date!
Maid Marian: I meant that as a threat.
Robin Hood: See you at five!
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Maid Marian, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Robin Hood: You did WHAT–
Elric the knight: William Snakepeare
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Royse Wood: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Blythe Brooker: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Royse Wood: Yes!
Elric the knight: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Adrienne Charpentier: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Neji the nobleman: That's why I carry two swords.
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Little John: Good morning.
Tuck: Good morning.
Robin Hood: Good morning.
Maid Marian: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Scarlett: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Prince John: Okay, truth or dare?
Adrienne Charpentier: Truth
Prince John: How many hours have you slept this week?
Adrienne Charpentier:
Adrienne Charpentier: ...Dare
Prince John: Go to bed.
Adrienne Charpentier: I don't like this game.
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Prince John: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Maid Marian: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Robin Hood: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Maid Marian: Okay.
Robin Hood: And make out during the scary parts.
Maid Marian: Th-
Maid Marian: The scary parts.
Maid Marian: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: You kill people for money?!
Walter: I can explain!
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RHMIS: Incorrect quotes
Fiksi PenggemarIncorrect quotes from the tv show "Robin Hood: Mischief in Sherwood". I don't own the show nor the characters, rights belong to Method Animation and DQ Entertainment ... I only own the AU and the original characters and maybe the made-up characters.
