RHMIS: Incorrect quotes

IV

Tuck: You saved me! Why?

Blythe Brooker: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Tuck: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.

Little John: Yup.

Scarlett: Maybe the generator is watching us.

Tuck: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?

Tuck: ...

Tuck: Wait—

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Robin Hood: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Maid Marian: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Robin Hood: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Maid Marian: Is it working?

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Scarlett: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.

Adrienne Charpentier: Uh, this isn't really tilted. Or a tower.

Scarlett: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.

Adrienne Charpentier: I'd like to be in the Friendzone! I like friends!

Scarlett: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.

Adrienne Charpentier: I'm not a gamer! so maybe they'll respect me!

Scarlett: That just makes you a beta cuck.

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Maid Marian: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Scarlett: That doesn't exist.

Maid Marian: Not with that attitude.

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Scarlett: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Adrienne Charpentier: Actually, Scarlett, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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Little John: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Scarlett: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Little John: No, like, U R A Q T.

Scarlett: Awwww!

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Little John: Hold on, I can explain!

Tuck: Really? Can you now?

Little John: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Robin Hood: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?