Comedic Mastermind

Chapter 13: Bombarded

(Cheesy's POV)

(First Three Paragraphs, 30 minutes before Chapter 12 ends)

I climb out of the cave. Ah. Bright as daylight. Fresh air. Something I haven't seen or felt in a long time. The grass feels great. I could just lie here for an eternity. Even though it feels amazing, I have to get up and walk out to find someone. I stand up and walk over to the few trees. It's a small group of trees. I walk over to a tree in particular. It's fairly different from the rest. I sit under there. Being under the shade of a tree feels so unusual since it's been a long time. I see a notebook beside me. It's a notebook with the label, 'DO NOT TOUCH. THIS IS MICROPHONE'S.' I take the notebook. I'm bored anyway. Though its threatening label could blow up any second, who cares. Either way, it's a win-win.

I open the notebook. It's just a bunch of music compositions. The writing seems like it can become great music. Even I would listen to that. Why would it have such a label? 'Fraid of being stolen? "W-W-W-Wh... CH-CH-CH-CHEESY?!" I hear a shout from behind me. I quickly discard the notebook. It's... a bomb? Yeah! A bomb! Bomb!! Perfect! I'm gonna have to exploit him. Yeah! Oh, I feel terrible for doing this. I barely even know him. "Heyyy..! Uh... Bomb..? Bomb!" I shout back. He stumbles back a bit. "H-H-How... Do y-you know m-my n-n-n-name?!!" he asks, probably terrified. "Eh. Well, you're a bomb. Not too hard to guess your name is Bomb. I mean... it could've been Bomby, yeah?" I grin. He just stares at me. "Wait, so... How do you know MY name, then? Hm?" I ask with suspicion about him. Of course, I know how he knows my name. Still, acting foolishly is my specialty! "U-Uhh... W-W-Well... Y-You have m-m-missing posters! Y-You've been m-m-m-missing for a w-w-week and a half n-now. W-W-Wait..." he answers but realizes. "O-Oh no... O-O-OJ!!!!" he panics. I panic. We all panic! I quickly run to Bomb and grab his hand. He screamed louder than Mic ever did in her life. I somehow shush him and run into the woods where the cave is located.

As I reach the cave, I feel someone else grab my arm. I look in that direction and see Soap. Behind her, I see Fan. I have to act fast. I shove Soap roughly. She falls into the cave. Uhh... Whoops. That was not supposed to happen, but it works. I run over to Fan and grab his hand. His reflexes are not that fast. I shove him into the cave as well. All of that happened so quickly.

I totally forgot about Bomb. Luckily, I'm still holding onto him. I grab his other hand and clutch it as tight as I can. He stares straight into my eyes. I can see fear stamped everywhere on him. Well... Not literally. Why am I talking to myself..? "C-C-C-Cheesy... W-What are y-y-you going to do to m-me... A-And the o-o-o-others..?" he asks. I smile. I know what to do. I push Bomb as hard as I can into the cave. The screams get more distanced as the seconds pass. I quickly push the button which seals the entrance shut. I then dash away as far as I can. I'm already out of the woods when I hear a loud bang and see the cave collapse.

I guess you could say they were all BOMB-arded in this cave!! *Knee slap* Get it? 'Cause... I used Bomb to... Ahh, well I made the joke. I get it. Hah! Ha... Wait... What do I do now..?