Drunken Matters

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Izuku Family Values

BNHA Addams Family crossover.

Chapter 1: drunken matters.

They're creepy and they're kooky

Mysterious and spooky

They're all together ooky

The Addams family

Their house is a museum

When people come to see 'em

They really are a scream

The Addams family

Neat

Sweet

Petite

So put a witch's shawl on

A broomstick you can crawl on

We're gonna pay a call on

The Addams family

They're creepy and they're kooky

Mysterious and spooky

They're all together ooky

The Addams family

Strange

Deranged

The Addams family

When asked which family was most likely to be villains none would falter in saying without a doubt it was The Addams. From their outlook on life to their macabre fashion sense and decorations of their house, it all just screamed villainous to their new neighbours. The youngest Pugsly was a short fat child with blonde hair and a knack for exploding things, it certainly didn't help put the neighbours at ease that his quirk made him immune to explosions in general. Their eldest was called Wednesday, a black haired and slim girl who was more likely to try and decapitate a doll then play with it. Nobody was quite sure what her quirk was and when asked directly the usual response was a glare and being told it was too horrid to speak of.

The mother of the family Morticia was a tall dark haired woman with a quirk that allowed her to emmit darkness around her asides her eyes often resaulting in the appearance of someone shining a torch at her eyes in a dark room. Her husband was called Gomez, a short man with, black combover hair who was almost always seen in a pinstripe suit, he was quirkless and proud of that fact, often using his skills with swords and other bladed weapons to prove a quirk isn't everything much to the annoyance of most of the neighbours.

The oldest in the family was Grandmama Frump, a short half blind woman who was well into her 180s with frizzy grey hair and a long thin nose with a wart on the end. The woman was quirkless and was an excellent chef and potion maker even if most of her concoctions were lethal. The family also had a bullet called Lurch, a massive Frankenstein like man who honestly didn't talk much and then there was Thing. Nobody was sure what to make of Thing, being a disembodied hand that was apparently quirkless often put off most from asking further questions.

For the majority of the town the Addams were pariahs and madmen. Little did they know the family was about to leave in a more permanent fashion.

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