Draco goes up to a muggle-born. He smirks an says, "Your just a filthy little mud blood aren't you?"
The muggle born looks him dead in the eye, licks her hand, wipes it on his face and says,
"YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE YOU BIG DISGRACE, WAVING YOUR BANNER ALL OVER THE PLACE"
every muggle born within hearing range:
stomp stomp clap
stomp stomp clap
"WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU"
Draco looks around and says, "why kind of muggle ritual is this?"
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Harry Potter Head canons
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