Minnie: do you think we should make permission slips for quidditch, because students are getting seriously injured
Albus: nah
Minnie: what about detention? i don't think parents will like sending their kid unsupervised into the forbidden forest
Albus: nah
Minnie: ok but we have to make permission slips for dueling clubs, because draco and harry almost killed each other and there are at least 5 students in the infirmary who have been cursed.
Albus: nah
Minnie: alright fine. Btw can u let harry go to hogsmade? his parents are dead and the durselys are real jerks who hate him so they won't sign it. besides, hogsmade if full of wizards-
Albus: GOD MINERVA YOU WANT ME TO SEND HARRY TO HOGSMADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION SLIP? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS? WHAT IF HE EATS TO MUCH CANDY AND ROTS HIS TEETH? I CAN'T HAVE THAT LAWSUIT ON MY HAND MINERVA!!!!
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