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and we were roommates - seungjin (00line)

Wanting to move in with your best friends is extremely overrated, Seungmin learns.

Roommates are messy, dirty, loud, invade your privacy, destroy your closet, steal your clothes, poison you with their bad cooking creations, and further on. When the four of them decided to live together, they didn't think it through at all, but it was already too late to change his mind.

"Lix, you're wearing my new shoes!" Jisung yells upon spotting Felix crossing the living room with the intention of walking out of the apartment.

Hyunjin and Seungmin looked up simultaneously at their Australian roommate. The pale red sneakers he was wearing shone brightly under their ceiling lights.

"I am?" The lavender-haired male seems confused.

"Yes, you nitwit, now take them off," Jisung groans, pointing at him demandingly. "It took me a lot of extra shifts to buy those sneakers, man."

"I didn't even notice these were your shoes," Felix claimed defensively. "They were in Seungmin and Hyunjin's room so I thought it was theirs."

There's a short pause where Jisung slowly turns his head to glance at the newest culprits, who were now looking back at him. They had been sitting on the other couch— the smaller, cozier one that the couple had deemed to be theirs— Hyunjin facing forward to watch TV while Seungmin was cuddled up under his boyfriend's arm and scrolled down through his Instagram feed on his phone, previously ignoring the argument that unveiled in front of them before Felix had suddenly dragged them into it.

"Which one of you thieves—"

"It wasn't me," Seungmin said, indifferently. "I don't wear colored sneakers and you know that. It was obviously Jinnie."

Jisung and Felix turn to look at Hyunjin now, and the latter blinks rapidly before scoffing.

"What a way to throw me under the bus, so-called-boyfriend," he said indignantly.

Jisung groans, glaring at his friend. "Explain, Hwang."

"Okay, hear me out. I tried to put them on just to see how they looked. And they looked amazing on me, obviously," he shrugged cockily, "But they were a little tight because you have smaller feet, so I took them off. I was going to return them but then Chan called me at that moment and I completely forgot about it."

"You're breaking the roommate code! You can't steal clothes without asking permission first," Jisung complains.

Seungmin scoffs at that. "Oh please don't bring up the roommate code when during the first week after moving in you wouldn't stop stealing my sweaters," he says with an incredulous face.

"I always asked you before wearing them."

"And I always said no but you wore them anyways!"

"But at least I asked, didn't I?" Jisung emphasizes.

"Can we continue this later? Binnie is waiting outside," Felix asks, impatiently tapping his foot on the carpeted floor, bored out of his mind.

"Change the shoes first!" Jisung protested again.

"I'm already running late, man!" Felix whines, "Can't you let me go this once?"

"No way, not willingly!"

Felix throws his hands up in exasperation. "Then what do you suggest we do, genius?!"

"I know one way to solve it," Jisung stands up from his seat and stares at Felix with determination.

The latter seems to understand, as he straightened up and took a step forward, face suddenly serious and void of emotion, Seungmin and Hyunjin watching in silent confusion. The two males stare momentarily at each other before quickly raising their fists up and yelling in unison.