Mulan; JJK

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The matchmaker gets out of the house looking at her clipboard "Fa Mulan" She calls for the young lady.

"Present." She says jumping up and raising her hand.

"Speaking without permission." Said the matchmaker writing something down in her clipboard.

"Oooh" Exclaimed the young woman in disappointment covering her face.

"Who spit in her bean curd?" Said grandma Fa to Fa Li.

Mulan walks into the Matchmaker's building with the Matchmaker following behind and closing the door.

The matchmaker looks over Mulan "Huh, Hmm, too skinny." When Cri-Kee escapes from his cage. Mulan noticing struggles to catch him. "Hmph, not good for bearing sons." Still struggling to catch the cricket Mulan puts Cri-Kee in her mouth when Matchmaker turns around to face her. "Recite the final admonition."

Mulan nods and smiles "Mmm-Hmm." Takes out fan and covers her mouth as she spits out Cri-Kee.

"Well..." Said the matchmaker trying to be patient.

"Fulfill your duties calmly and re...f--" She looks at her arm with smeared writing. "spectfully. Reflect before you snack" surprised, Mulan looks at her arm again. "act" she said rapidly. "This shall bring you honor and glory." She finishes fanning herself rapidly and sighing in relief.

The matchmaker snatches the fan and looks at it on both sides looking for notes not finding any. Mulan smiles big when the matchmaker looks at her. The matchmaker grabs Mulan's right arm pulling her along while smearing the writing and leaving some ink on her hand.

"Hmmm, this way. Now, pour the tea" They sit on the floor in front of a small table as she pushes a teapot towards Mulan. "To please your future in-laws you must demonstrate a sense of dignity" The matchmaker touches her face with the hand she grabbed Mulan's arm smearing ink around her mouth. Mulan stares at the matchmaker in shook as she pours some tea onto the table then notices her mistake and pours the tea into the cup. "and refinement. You must also be poised." Mulan looks down to the tea-cup and notices Cri-kee using tea-cup like a jacuzzi as the matchmaker takes the cup.

"Um, pardon me" Said the young lady trying to stop the matchmaker from drinking of the tea-cup.

"And silent!" Screams the matchmaker sniffing the tea.

"Could I just take that back...one moment." She reaches and tries to grab the teacup from the matchmaker.

Mulan trying to take the cup from the matchmaker and the matchmaker not letting it go causes the teacup to flip onto the matchmaker and the cricket that caused all this problem jumps onto the matchmaker's dress.

"Why are you clumsy-" The matchmaker feels Cri-Kee in her dress cutting her for screaming at Mulan and moved around screaming in discomfort and fear. The matchmaker knocks over her pot of coals, and falls down on the coals.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH"

The matchmaker jumps around screaming. Mulan trying to help grabs her fan and briskly fans the charred area on the matchmaker's behind causing it to flame up.

Outside the matchmakers building all the people were concerned about the noise coming from the building.

"I think it's going well, don't you?" Said grandma Fa to a very worried Fa Li.

The matchmaker runs out of the building screaming "Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!" Mulan in despair takes the teapot, throws the tea on the matchmaker and puts out the fire. She looks at the matchmaker all messy with her makeup smudged and clothes burned and bows, hands the teapot back to the matchmaker and covers her face as she walks toward Fa Li and Grandma Fa.

"You are a disgrace!" Screamed the matchmaker with anger as she throws the teapot down smashing it to pieces in front of Mulan and her family scaring her. "You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!"

All the townsfolk looked at them whispering and walked away making Mulan feel disappointed about herself.

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Sorry for any mistakes

I hope it's understandable 🙏🏼