Mulan; JJK

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Mulan was with a Khan on a hill near the the camp. "Okay, okay, how 'bout this? Ahem," She tries to make a manly voice. "excuse me, where do I sign in? Hah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. They're very manly and tough." Mulan bites her lip as she mishandles pulling the sword out of the scabbard and it falls to the ground.

Khan rolls on his back in laughter. Mulan throws her shoe and hits Khan in the head with it quieting Khan. "I'm working on it." She said angry but then letting out a sigh. "Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army."

A giant shadow appears being cast on a rock with flames on either side. "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle!? Let me hear you say aye!" The little dragon said in a preacher's voice.

"Ahhhhhh!" Screamed Mulan running and hiding behind a rock at the sight of the big shadow.

"That's close enough."

"A ghost!"

"Get ready Mulan your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors-" He notices Cri-Kee making a hand shadow of a dragon on the rock and stamps him down with his foot. "to guide you through your masquerade." He says bending down to Cri-Kee. "C'mon, you're gonna stay then you're gonna work." He said in a whisper returning to Mulan. "Heed my word, 'cause if the army finds out that you are a girl, the penalty is death." big flames shoot up from the rocks.

"Who are you?" She said poking her head above the rock.

"Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls." Mulan smiles big in anticipation of seeing her guardian. "I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible" He comes out from the rocks to show his real size. "Mushu! Oh hah, hah, pretty hot, huh?" Seeing his true size Mulan erases her smile making a face of disappointment as Khan stomps on Mushu.

"Ah, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?" She says as she pushes Khan back.

"Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing." He flips out his tongue to show Mulan what he means.

"You're uh..."

"Intimidating? Awe inspiring?"

"Tiny." Said Mulan making a hand gesture to denote his smallness of size.

Mushu looks at her in disappointment. "Of course. I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here" He says patting Khan on the nose. "would die of fright."

Khan tries to bite Mushu. He points to the ground speaking to Khan. "Down Bessy. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance," He says leaning in and looking at Mulan's chest. "My eyes can see straight through your armor." Mulan cover her bust with her left arm and slaps Mushu with the right.

"Ow." He exclaimed angrily. "All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family." He stands aside Cri-Kee. "Make a note of this" Cri-Kee grabs a leaf and a pen and starts writing. "Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow. Dis-"

"Stop! I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Mulan pleadingly said while covering Mushu's mouth. She kneels down in front of Mushu. "I'm just nervous. I've never done this before."

"Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more, we clear on that?" Mulan nods emphatically.

"All right. Okey dokey, let's get
this show on the road. Cri-Kee, get the bags." Mushu starts walking to the camp. "Let's move it heifer." He said passing by Khan.

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Mushu hides in Mulan's armor poking his head out from her back. "Okay this is it, time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up" Mushu pulls Mulan's head back. "...and strut 2, 3, break it down, 2, 3 and work it," Mulan walks into the camp drawing the attention the men who see her.

Mulan walks into a tent and sees a man picking his nose and another man picking out dirt from between his toes with chopsticks. "Beautiful isn't it?" Said the little dragon looking at the two men.

Mulan makes a face of disgust and continues to walk. "They're disgusting."

"Nah, they're men. And you're going to have to act just like them, so pay attention."

Mulan watches four men speaking and stops.

"Look, this tattoo will protect me from harm." Said proudly one man showing the dragon tattoo on his chest and belly.

The smallest man of them thinks for a moment, then punches the man in the stomach causing the skinny man who was next to him laugh. Mulan watches in utter amazement.

"I hope you can get your money back." Said the skinny man laughing.

"I don't think I can do this." She said in shook and concern.

"It's all attitude. Be tough like this guy here." Mushu said looking at the small guy poking his nose. Mulan looks at him as he hocks up a loogie and spits.

"What are you looking at?" Said the guy nothing the young woman watching him.

"Punch him, it's how men say 'hello" Mushu said.

Mulan looks at her fist, then punches the guy from behind on the shoulder. The force causes him to run into another man who was tall and big.

"Oh Yao, you made a friend." Said the big man smiling nicely.

"Good, Now slap him on the behind, they like that." Said Mushu making Mulan spank Yao on the butt.

"Wu hoo hooooo." He exclaims grabbing Mulan buy the collar. "I'm going to hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy."

Chien-Po holds and picks up Yao. "Yao, relax and chant with me." Said the big man starting to chant rocking Yao making him relax.

"Feel better?"

"Yeah." Said Yao relaxed as Chien-Po places him back on the ground. "Aaaaa, you ain't worth my time chicken boy." He said to Mulan walking away from them.

"Chicken boy!? Say that to my face ya limp noodle!" Screamed Mushu making Yao look back.

Yao grabs Mulan by the collar cocking back his arm to punch. Mulan ducks as Yao hits the skinny man standing behind her.

"Oh, sorry Ling. Hey!" He exclaimed as he noticed Mulan running away in fear.

Yao grabs Mulan's foot as she starts to crawl away. Ling kicks Yao on the butt causing him to land on Chien-Po's stomach. Ling Jump attacks Mulan, but she ducks and he lands on Yao on top of Chien-Po.

"You're dead." They fight on top of Chien-Po.  Mulan runs away. Ling notices Mulan and then points toward her. "Oh, there he goes!"

Mulan runs into a tent and stops. Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po -in that order- run through the tent. Yao stops short as he is about to run into a soldier in a line for food. He looks behind him with concerned eyes as Ling stops in time. But Chien-Po bumps into Ling causing the entire line of soldiers to fall forward and knock over the pot of congee and the chef behind it. 

The men look to the back of the line and spy Mulan who has emerged from the tent. They angrily start walking towards her. Mulan has a look of horror on her face as if trouble is about to brew.

"Hey guys." Said Mulan smiling awkwardly trying to calm things down as she watches all of the soldiers come slowly towards her.

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