Mulan; JJK

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A man sitting on top of a tree is seen. He cuts off the very top with his sword. His falcon swoops buy and drops a doll. Shan-Yu takes the doll, sniffs it, looks surprised, and drops down to the ground.

Shan-Yu tossed the doll to one of the Huns. "What do you see?"

The Hun feels the doll. "Black pine, from the high mountains." Then a long haired Hun takes the doll from him as a bald Hun man takes a hair as it passes by him.

"White horse hair. Imperial stallions"

"Sulfur, from cannons." Said the long haired man sniffing the doll.

"This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass, where the Imperial Army's waiting for us."

"We can avoid them easily." Said the archer to the leader.

Shan-Yu shakes his head. "No, the quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her." He said with a devil smirk.

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In the lake near the camp there was Mulan about to take a bath.

"Hey, oh, ah, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?" Said Mushu worried and annoyed.

"Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one." Mulan said from behind the reeds.

Mushu holds a towel covering his eyes with his ears. "So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks, picky, picky, picky. Well myself I kinda like that corn chip's smell."

Mulan runs by Mushu and jumps into the lake splashing water on Mushu letting out a relaxed sigh.

"Okay, all right, all right, that's enough. Now, c'mon, get out before you get all pruny and stuff" Mushu said holding out a towel towards Mulan keeping his eyes covered.

"Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch." Mulan said as she wets her hair.

"Yeah, yeah," He walks in a womanly fashion speaking in woman's voice. "stand watch Mushu while I blow our secret with my stupid
girly habits." He changes back to his normal voice. "Humph, hygiene."

Cri-Kee alarmed, tugs on Mushu's whiskers as he notices three men running towards the lake.

"Me first! Me first! Me First!" Yao, Ling and Chien-Po run by Mushu smacking him in the face with colored underwear"

"Ah. We're doomed! There a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!" Mushu said gasping.

Yao and Ling jump into the water. Chien-Po dips in his toe to check temperature then jumps in causing a large wave. Yao and Ling ride the wave towards Mulan. Mulan sees them and panicking she hides her face behind a lily pad.

"Hey, Ping." Said Yao when they realize she's there.

Mulan peeks over the lily pad and spreads it on the water covering her chest. Mulan speaks nervously and unnaturally in a manly voice. "Oh hi guys, I didn't know you were *here*." Yao, Ling and Chien-Po share a confused look. "I was just washing, so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye, bye." Mulan hides behind a rock keeping her front facing the rock."

Ling appears behind Mulan. "Come back here.  I know we were jerks to you before so lets start over." He extends his hand to shake hands with
Mulan. "Hi, I'm Ling!"

Mulan covering her chest with her left arm, she turns and shakes his hand with an outstretched right arm, smiling and laughing awkwardly. Mulan turns and wades away from Ling and runs into Chien-Po.

Chien-Po takes a lily pad off his head. "And I'm Chien-Po."

"Hello Chien-Po." She waves slightly and smiles.

Yao stands on top of a rock looking down at the others. Mulan looks down into the water and hides her eyes with her free hand not wanting to look up.

"And I am Yao, king of the rock. And there's nothin' you girls can do about it."

Ling takes a fighting stance. "Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping" He elbows Mulan. "and I could take you."

"I really don't want to take him anywhere." Mulan said wading away.

"Ping, we have to fight!" Ling exclaimed following her.

"No we don't. We could just close our eyes and swim around." She said hoping they'll do it so she could get out of there.

"C'mon don't be such a g--Ouch!  Something bit me." Ling said as Mushu pops out of the water between Mulan and Ling. "What a nasty flavor."

"SNAKE!" Ling screams making all three of them climb up the rock and on each other.

Mulan whistles for Khan and wades back to shore. Khan comes close enough to shore and Mulan hides behind Khan as she wraps a towel around her body.

Yao, Ling and Chien-Po calmed down sitting on the rock. "Some king of the rock!" Said Ling when Yao pushes him off the rock.

"Boy, that was close." Mulan said in relief.

"No, that was vile! You owe me big!" Said Mushu brushing his teeth.

"I never want to see a naked man again." She says when the rest of the troops run by naked and jump into the lake as Mulan's stands there in shook.

"Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting any more butts." Mushu said walking away.

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