Chapter 3: In which Else eats her shoes.That evening Tofu, Else and Tony ate dinner and went to bed. Else was sleeping on the floor of Tofu's bedroom.
Because Tofu insisted on being there when the wand arrived so Else and her were having a sleep over.
Time skip to the next morning.
"IT ARRIOIIIIIIIIVED" Tofu jumped on Else who was still sound asleep.
"HOLY POOP TOFU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" Else shouted wide awake."Your wand arrived" Tofu says with a cute smile while shoving the slim box she was holding into Else's face.
"Mhmmfevdv stop Tof toFU" She shoves the box out of her face and snatches it from Tofu's hands. Else jumps out of bed making Tofu nearly fall.
Else races towards the living room and Tofu follows her excitedly. She puts the box on the table.
"Goodmorning girls, you two are up early" Tony spoke entering the living room. "Goodmorning Tony"
"Morning dad" Tofu waved, "we're unboxing Else's wand she ordered yesterday!" Tony walks curiously up to them and stands next to Tofu.
Else starts to unbox the wand. Once it's unwrapped they all look at it. Tony tries to hold his laughter while Tofu and Else look at it with an dumbfounded expression.
"Pretty sure its not meant to be bend that way" Tofu carefully begins. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" Else randomly screams in anger.
"Can I see it?" Tony takes the wand from Else and inspects it.
"Yeah this is shit" he looks up at Else, "how much did you spend on it"
Else sniffs, "180 euro, why?" Tony looks at her and shows her the wand.
Else and Tofu look closely, 'from Aliexpress, made in China'
Tofu blurts out laughing. "I'm not sure if you're able to do your magic thingies with this Else" Tony speaks.
Tofu grabs the wand from his hands and throws it out the window.
"TOFU THAT WAS MY LAST POCKET MONEY YOU WURM" Else shouts.
"Oops hehe" Tofu awkwardly smiles at her.
Else jump dives towards her, but Tofu dodged her attack so she lands with her faces flat on the ground.
Else gets up quickly, "COME HERE YOU IDIOT" she shouts, Tofu quickly runs away to hide with Else racing after her.-: Time skip to the train station:-
"Pretty sure 9¾ doesn't exist " Tofu speaks looking at the map. Tony looks around him, "should I ask someone?" He looks at Tofu and Else.
Tofu nodds aggressively, "Yeah that'd be a good plan" Else speaks.
"Okay wait here I'll be right back" Tony heads off to the help center. Tofu leans towards the board with the map of the train station on it.
Else goes to stand next to hear leaning against the wall. "AAAAAAAAAAA" She screams.
Tofu looks up in horror to see Else disappearing through the wall. "ELSE WHAT THE FUCK " She tries to grab Else's hand but it's too late.
Tofu looks around and sees a group people, she runs towards them. "YO HELP I KNOW IT SOUNDS MAD BUT MY FRIEND JUST DISSAPPEARED THROUGH THAT WALL"
A tall ginger dude looked at her, unimpressed. "No shit sherlock" he says.
"Are you a wizard?" Some random nerd with glasses asks her curiously. "Yes" Tofu quietly spoke.
"NO SHE'S FUCKING NOT I AM A WIZARD" Someone shouts from behind her. Tofu turns around quickly and sees Else standing there all worked up.
"Anyways come Tofu i found platform 9¾ stop talking to these hobos" Tofu quickly follows Else. "Wait Else, we should wait for dad to return."
Else stops walking "AULVBFBD" She gets hit by one of the ginger boys who was running towards the wall with his cart .
"Can't you see I'm walking here you stupid cunt" Else shouts in his face. The boy looks at her with a terrified expression. "Sorry" he dissappears through the wall.
After about 5 minutes Tony returns, "they looked at me like I was out of my mind" he turns to the girls. "Else found it dad" Tofu says, she points at the wall.
They all enter through the wall and they get ready for the Hogwarts Express to leave.
Tofu waves through the window to Tony, "byeee dad I love you" she shouts.
"Will you stop shouting or my ears will start bleeding" Else says annoyed.
"Just cuz you're a orphan" Tofu looks at her with an angry expression. The boy who was sitting in front of them giggles.
"What the fuck is up Kyle" Tofu irritated speaks to the boy. "The name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" he offers Tofu a hand, which she shakes.
"Tofu Stark, nice to meet you.. I guess" she doubtly adds.The boy turns to Else and shakes her hand, "nice to meet you my name is Else" Draco looks at her, "just Else?"
"Yeah as Tofu stated before I'm an orphan" Else says to him as Tofu sticks her tongue.
"Who are these two oompaloompas" Else points at the boys who were sitting next to Draco.
"Oh this is Cr-"
"HHHUUUI"
"WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT YOU CUNT" Tofu screamed.
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how else got expelled from hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
FanficElse opened the envelope and pulled out the letter. Her eyes widened, "WHAT IS IT?!" Tofu asks curiously, "did you got accepted to Hogwarts?!" "RAAAA TAXES " Else threw the letter across the room. Tofu died of laughter started shitting tears and fel...