Chapter 5: Else on a noble quest to find friends.
THIS CHAPTER SUCKS IM SO SORRY I HAVE LOST MY BRAINCELLS DUE TO THE SCHOOL EXAMS , NORMALLY THAT WOULD BE PERFECT BUT I LOST MY FUNNY BRAINCELLS.
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First lesson, potions. Else walked towards the dark dungeon. But she was used to it by now, as she was a Slytherin and their common room is literally a dungeon.
She waited in front of the door when she heard a loud voice.
"What kind of creepy place is this, do you think they're going to torture us in here?" A familiar voice spoke, followed by a boy's laughter.
"Heyy Else!!" Tofu excitedly says, Else waved at her. "Meet Cedric" Tofu pointed to the boy standing next to her.
He shakes Else's hand. "Nice to meet you, I'm Else". Cedric smiles at her, "nice to meet you too"
Tofu turns around, "where's Draco?" Draco, who was some distance away looked up to see who called his name.
He walked towards them, "yo what's up Tofu, hufflepuff" he looked at her grinning jokingly.
Tofu was about to beat him up but then...The clasroom door slammed open. In the doorway stood a tall male dressed in black. "Get in, all of you" he spoke with a low and slow voice.
"Yo i think he's kinda hot don't you agree?" Tofu whispered to Else while entering the classroom.
"No" Else replied. "You got no jams" Tofu says irritated. They went to sit down.
The table had four seats. Tofu sat down between Draco and Cedric and Else went to sit down next to Cedric.
"Today you will be making *insert potion* and i will be giving everyone a rating for it" the teacher spoke.
"What the fuck is this knock off batman saying this is our first potions lesson" Tofu said, a little too loud.
Draco desperately tried to hold his laughter while Else slammed her face on the table.
Harry and Ron in the back of the class were laughing out loud. "Do you think that's funny Mr. Potter?" The teacher spoke sternly.
"That's minus ten points for Griffindor, that's a excellent start for this school year young men." The teacher spoke.
They both stopped laughing immediately.
-: skip Snape's boring explanation :-
A little while later everyone was working on the potion. Else's looked like poop she was desperately stirring in it, hoping it would fix itself.
Cedric was desperately trying to help Tofu because she didn't get it at all. Cedric had finished already and his looked perfect.
"So then you add this" Cedric explained to Tofu, who was cutting some kind of carrot.
"Lol Draco you aren't doing shit" Tofu laughed at Draco who was sitting in his chair and hadn't done anything.He looked up at her, "why would I?" He laughed.
"Tofu Toof?" Cedric tried to get her attention. "Whats up?" Tofu turned to Cedric. He silently pointed at Else.Snape stood next to Else's cauldron clearly amused. He looked around, "Class, would you all gather around here."
Everyone gathered. "Who would like to drink Miss Else's potion?" No one replied.
-: skip :-
Well the results,
Else got a 1/10 (that one point being given to her because she's a Slytherin. )Tofu a 6/10 (thanks to cedric)
"Mr Diggory, 10/10 " Snape said. "As for mr. Malfoy, 9/10"
"What the fuck your cauldron is literally empty" Tofu said confused. Draco smirked.
They all stood up to leave for their next class. "See you Else" Tofu said and Cedric waved at Else.
Else waved back at them, "see ya at lunch!!"
"Bye ant" Malfoy said."Bye Malfoy" Tofu replied, walking off to her next class with Cedric.
-: skip to lunch :-
Else went to sit at the Slytherin table when she noticed Tofu sitting with Cedric, she decided to sit with them.
"Yooo Else" Tofu hugged Else, "how was your lesson?" She asked her. "Hi Else " Cedric greeted her.
"Good, I don't have any friends yet so I have to do this project with some random bitches" Else replied.
"Oh " Tofu looked at her, "You should become friends with Malfoy, he's in the same house after all" she said to Else.Else nodded, "EWA BROTHERS " Harry shouted standing behind them. "SUP HARRY" Else shouted back.
Ron who stood next to Harry shouted, "guys there's this quidditch tournament coming, we should go"
"DO YOU THINK I HAVE MONEY FOR THAT?" Else shouted, everyone turned their heads to look at Tofu. Leaving Cedric confused because he didn't know Tony Stark was Tofu's dad.
"Why are we looking at Tofu like that?" He doubtly questioned the group.
"BECAUSE SHES RICH DUH!" Ron shouted. "LISTEN UP I AINT PAYING FOR YALL" Tofu shouted.
"I can pay myself don't worry" Cedric told Tofu trying to calm her down. "Me too" Harry added.
Ron scoffed, "I will have to beg my parents then" he said dissapointed.
"You kind of owe me Tofu " Else stated. "What for?!" Tofu looked offended.
"My 189 euro wand u threw out of the window" Else replied. Tofu started laughing leaving the others confused.
"Okay then, i will ask dad" she replied to Else.
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FanficElse opened the envelope and pulled out the letter. Her eyes widened, "WHAT IS IT?!" Tofu asks curiously, "did you got accepted to Hogwarts?!" "RAAAA TAXES " Else threw the letter across the room. Tofu died of laughter started shitting tears and fel...