ToH Drabbles, Half-Written Stories, and Theory/AU Dumps

Haircut v.1

(A/N): Basically just Hunter having trauma from Belos' rad haircuts 🤪🤪🤪 wrote this basically for yes_im_gay__, so enjoy-

3rd POV:

WHY IS A 16 YEAR OLD SO HARD TO CATCH?! Eda the Owl Lady screamed internally. It's been 8 minutes, but it's felt like hours. Willow and her flyer derby team (minus Hunter), Luz, Boots, Lilith, and I have been looking for Hunter after he flew out of the house. Literally. He hopped on his palisman and took off.

I don't even understand why; all that happened was Luz pointing out how uneven his undercut was, saying she could fix it, and pulling out a hair razor. Where did she even get the razor?

No matter, we gotta find that blonde brat first.

Luz POV:

"HUNTER! COME BACK!" I yelled for the umpteenth time.

My awesome girlfriend laid a hand on my shoulder reassuringly.

"Don't worry, we'll find him," she told me, smiling a bit.

I softly grinned back, before looking towards the rustling sound up ahead. I nod to my purple haired lover, and we ran towards it.

"Hunter?" Willow asked.

Willow and her team, the Emerald Entrails, minus the aforementioned person, was there.

"Unfortunately, no. We were hoping you were Hunter," Amity responds, getting quite bored of chasing the blonde.

Then, a seed fell from the sky. It hit me on the head.

"OW!" I exclaim, rubbing my slightly throbbing head.

I glare upwards, then spot something. Or, someone. A heeled boot being worn was swinging from a branch, and said person wearing it was accompanied by a red cardinal palisman. HUNTER! I sigh in relief.

I point upwards to the other's with me, and they glance up, spotting the magenta eyed boy. Amity groans quietly, probably upset at how anticlimatic this was, while Willow used a vine to snag him out of a tree and bring him back to the Owl House.

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We had to remove both of his staffs and restrain him to a chair, and he somehow managed to sneak his arms out of the binds.

"LET ME GO!" He shouted at us angrily, kicking the air.

"Haha, no," Eda says, while I start up an electric razor I found in the couch.

I walk over to Hunter and was going to start shaving, until Flapjack pushed me aside and pecked Hunter's binds off.

"Hooty, lock down the house!" Lilith says, Hooty immediately complying.

All windows, doors, and openings leading outside the house were locked and reinforced so that no bad but sad boys could break out. Instead, he hurrys upstairs, with all of us on his tail.

He slams the door to his room, locks it, and casts some sort of spell that doesn't let Harpy Eda kick it down. And trust me, she tried.

"Hunterrr! Let us innnn! Pleaseee?" I beg, just wanting to finish this. Viney, Skara, Gus, and Willow were all stationed outside, just in case he somehow escaped the lockdown, while Eda, Lilith, Amity and I tried to open the door or coax him out.

Hunter POV:

"It's just a haircut, Hunter! Come out!" The Owl Lady said in her Harpy voice.

Yes, I know, but that's the problem! I thought, but apparently I also shout it out.