Red vs Blue season 9 male oc

Evacuation Plan

Caboose: What happened?

Tucker: One of the Reds just shot Church in the foot.

Church: Ow, that fuckin' hurt!

Delta: Yes we can tell.

Tucker: Do you think we should try to help?

Ava: How we just shot.

Caboose: I don't really see how we can, I can't really get a clear shot of Church from this angle.

Will: How is that going to help?

Caboose: You see Dill, Church told me to shot him if he was in trouble.

Delta: I don't remember that.

Tucker: Are you making it up?

Caboose: No he told me in secret. And I wasn't supposed to tell you.

Ava: You just told us.

Caboose: Oh no! I ruined the plan.

Tucker: Your an idiot.

Delta: It looks like there talking to him they might shot agin though.

Church: Ow, man you guys are a bunch of dicks. I just got this foot.

Simmons: Four minutes left.

Church: I just wanna say, that you guys are all mixed up. You're doing it wrong.

Alex: What are you talking about you dumb bitch?

Donut: Doing what wrong?

Church: This, your team, like, where's Grif and South if she's here.

Donut: He's in the base cleaning up, he loves to keep things tidy as for South she's probably reading a girly romance book.

Church: No, no, no, see? That's not right, this isn't the way things are supposed to be. It got all confused somehow. Grif isn't tidy at all, he's filthy. As for South she's a bad ass and an asshole at times.

Simmons: He's gonna wash his hands for a week if he hears you say that and south is going to complain.

Church: Grif, come on, get out here man! You to South

Grif: I'm doing my second coat of floor wax! That's when the shine comes to life. I'll be out in a minute. Wait South don't walk over my floor!

South walks on bace.

South: What do you want blue I was in a good part of my book.

Church: Ugh, Sarge come on, be Sarge, yell at him. Get him out here.

Sarge: Why would I yell at a subordinate? Seems unfair to yell at someone who can't yell back.

Church: What? That s- what?!

Sarge: Hey, sorry about calling you fellas subordinates.

Church: This is so lame.

Sarge: No offense meant.

Donut: None taken, boss.

Alex: Do it agin and I'll kill you.

South: For some reason I fell angry at Sarge and want to call him an idot.

Simmons: I actually kinda like being talked down to.

Church: Okay, seriously? Sarge, come on. You love being in charge, tell these guys to, you know, shape up or do something.