Red vs Blue season 9 male oc

Captive Audience

Simmons, Grif, and Donut are seen standing on Red Base while Lopez and Sarge stand on the ground as an earthquake happens

Lopez: [These earthquakes seem to be getting worse.]

Sarge: Good point, Lopez. I don't understand what you said, but you presented it in such a confident manner that it must be right.

Grif: Man, that new robot really seems to be fitting in around here.

Alex: Even though we might not understand him, 

Simmons: Yeah, I noticed.

Grif: He's pretty popular.

Simmons: Awesome.

Donut: Yeah, even though no one understands him, people seem to really want to get past the rough robotic exterior and get to know the inner Lopez.

South: He's just bolts and wires. 

Simmons: Sooo happy for him.

Donut: Me too. Wait. Was that sarcastic?

Grif: Yeah, dude. I have to admit, that was off the charts even for my sarcastic meter.

Alex: That was actually really good especially for you Simmons.

Simmons: Soon you will say Lopez has better sarcasm 

Lopez: [I have noticed a pattern in the seismic activity. It needs further study.]

Sarge: Hahaha! Oh, good one Lopez! Man, you are a riot.

Lopez: [No, you don't understand me.]

Grif: Ha ha! Man, all that and the guy's a comedian. God, I wish my sidekick could be funny like that. What's your problem, Simmons?

Alex: I have no Idea what he said but it must be funny.

Simmons: What? You don't even know what he said! How could it be funny?

Grif: Whatever. I guess you just had to be there.

Simmons: I was right here!

South: He said something about a Seismograph and a pattern I think.

Lopez: [Stop laughing. I need access to the following equipment: Seismograph, Advanced Seismograph...]

Sarge: All right, nice chatting with you, Lopez. Now, enough jokes. Get back to work polishing stuff. The stuff's not going to polish itself, you know?

Lopez:[Everyone here is in danger. You need to listen to me.] (Walks torwards the base)

Sarge: Haha! Well, okay, one last joke. But, that was it. Now seriously, back to work.

South: I think he said we're all in danger.

Donut: Hahaha! I just got that one, too. Boy, he really makes you think.

Alex: But you don't understand him Donut.

Grif: It's like he's saying what we're all thinking, but in Spanish.

Simmons: You guys are idiots. I'll show you who's likable and funny. And who people like. (Walks away)

Alex: If your talking about your self your wrong Simmons.

Donut: Huh? What's wrong with Simmons?

Grif: Huh? Oh, I don't care. Hey, Donut! Let's go hang out with Lopez!