Arachnophobia (Fury's War Exercise for heroes)

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I might or might not have snapped at someone here....

Do I care?

The angel on my shoulder says yes.

The devil and I say no.

Let's say I am pretty confident in myself that if I felt the needed to take them one by one.

Does this means I will be going easy on them after all these things donw?

NOPE...

Will I still be going according to my plans? 

Most definitely!

So here I was back again in the game better than ever after knowing there only should be 3 people in the game. However the thing was that I found all the rest of people together in a group and the sound that was pesky annoying me to hell was intentionally played by Ironman too.

Ironman: This might not work on him as I said.

Captain Amerika: It was worth a try.

Now, that we are all gathered together, no matter if dead or alive...

You guys will be helping me with or without a free will. 

You just don't know that yet!

And I have this question....

WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO HAVE HIS IRON SUIT AND I CAN'T USE MY WEBS?!

That's not fair!

You know what?!

I don't care...

I' use them.

Luckily, for me I could tell that the wall on my side was the outer wall of this tricarier. Now all I had to do was throw them all out since I was somewhat curious.... Can this hurt Power Man? Can Ironman cary two heavy people? Can Captain use his shield to glide on? Doe they have some special high tech gear?

Well it was about time to find it out. 

Oh I really hope, that Fury hasn't guest what I am about to do.

I technically never said that I would in fact go easy on them and I never promised such thing and no one ever asked us if we wanted to do this or not!

Also I have this feeling that Captain or Tin can will try and stop me but hey why not just let it happen?

SO .... still.... why should I care?

Without much of waiting or anything, I just went inside the room where they were and guess what? Ironman had his suit, Power Man had now weapons and Captain Amerika had only his shield.. at this point I was sure the excercise was rigged. Since it was this way, I came in and used my webs on PowerMan throwing him at first from left to right to left to right and to the wall breaking through it.

Me:  ... Did you ever ask yourself the question: How to yeet a person out of the window with style? ... No? Well this is not the way to do that! And That one isn't it too.

It was Ironman jumping out to get Powerman but by the time he was about to jump out, I took Captain with my web and helped him to jump off the tricarier and started laughing so hard that I fell on the ground.

Fury: PETER! Why would you destroy the wall?

Me: OH hi there, how is it going, enjoying the show?

Fury: You out of your goddamn mind?

Me: Maybe~

Fury: *Sigh* I am done with you! Look at what you did and tell me this is normal.

Me: Ok~! I say I did a pretty good job.

fury: You have done enough damage to them and you call that a petty good job?

Me: hahahaha, I am glad that you think so too!

Fury: I never agreed to it!

Me: Yes you did.

Fury: SPIDEY!

Me: That is my name.

With that I was charging straight at Fury since I was sure that this was the last test. Maybe I was wrong,maybe I was right, who knows. He watched the knife in one of my hands, dodging every attack and even using a damn gun on me.

Me: You know that's cheeting! I can do that too!

And I charged once again but this time I was throwing my knifs at him. However after I saw him just shot at me with his gun, I took out the one I had from Black Widow and basically "killed" him meaning I shot only in-between his eyes or at the place of his heart. He was still standing eventho he was completly covered with blood.

Me: Quick question: Are you scared of heights?

Without even thinking much and not giving Fury any time, I yeeted the man out of the room leaving only agent Coulson to stand there alone.

Coulson: *Sigh* did you really had to do this Spidey?

Me: Well he did challenge me... kinda....

Coulson: He will get bacl at you for this.

Me: Well it's not as if Ironman isn't outside to safe him, right?

Coulson: *Sigh* This is all for today and we also put a weapon ban for you.

Me: WHY!

Coulson: For good reasons.

Me: Awww come on!

Coulson: Well anyways, we would be done for today so you can feel free to leave. I suggest taking a week off and not coming here so your friends can recover.

Me: Ahh yeah! I got some good PTSD for them.

Coulson: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Me: All right. Bye!

Just like that I ran towards the hole in the wall and jumped out of the tricarier. I was free and done with the excercise so now all I wanted was going hom, shower and get some aunt May's cake.

~~END~~

A/N: Thanks for reading this and I hope you enjoyed it too.