A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
Kol doesn't really know how to handle you being tired besides letting you rest, and if you both made a mess, he'll clean up but nothing extravagant. If he's tired as well, he'll sleep with you, but many times he'll calm down, wish you a good nap, then get dressed and watch tv.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their's and also their partner's)
Kol's favorite body part of his is definitely his chest/abs. He is very proud of himself for accomplishing and keeping such a good body and can be rather cocky about it. His favorite body part of yours would be the crook of your neck, where he is able to bite at or kiss.
C = Cum (Where they like to come / what they like to cum from)
Kol doesn't love cumming inside of you and prefers to get messy with it and come on your breasts or sometimes like your stomach if he can't reach your chest.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory)
He likes it when you are dominant over him and will give up anything to please you. He'll even strip naked and wait for you to return from work (*cough* originals reference *cough*)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)
Kol definitely knows what he's doing. He knows what a woman wants, where they break, and how to read someone. He has had many, many flings over the years that even he has trouble keeping track of.
F = Favorite Position (Again. Self-explanatory)
Since he thinks of it as sexy when you have control, he likes cowgirl, especially when on a couch or chair.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)
Kol is usually serious, but when you're looser to show how good of a time you're having, so is he. It all depends on how you feel that day unless he is stressed or angry and needs a distraction. Then he doesn't care how you feel.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they?)
Kol doesn't care to shave hardly anything. The most he'll do is his face and chest, but when it comes to down below, he couldn't care less.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment?)
Similar to how serious Kol is, everything depends on you. If you asked to be fucked senselessly, then that's what he'll do. Same with if he needs a break from his family. But if you want to be slower and more passionate, then that's what he'll be.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Kol is in the middle ground when it comes to jacking off. Whenever you're busy, and he needs to please himself right away, then he'll give in, but he tries to wait for you to come home or for you to be in the mood.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Biting, public sex, and female domination
L = Location (Favorite place to . . . . ya know)
The couch or chair, if that's you're only other option
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
Many things turn Kol on, but something as simple as dirty words or askings of him can make him lose control.
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do. Turn offs)
The mention of your exes. Anyone really would become uncomfortable when that is talked about. Still, Kol specifically gets triggered because he knows that one time another person was doing the same thing he was doing the wrong way, and he hated thinking about that.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Like many of the Mikaelson brothers, he prefers receiving, but you two don't give head very often. But when you do, he ends up receiving most of the time.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)
Again, it depends on how you take it. If Kol is in control, he'll destroy you, but if it's you, it can vary.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He adores quickies because they can provide a little light on a bad day. And he has a number of bad days.
R = Risk (Are they down to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Kol, for sure, would be down to experiment in the bedroom and love taking risks. He will often bug you in public to do something naughty, and most of the time, you'll agree.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long can they last)
He can usually last for 4 or 5 rounds, but you two will only normally go till 3.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Kol hates the idea of toys. He considers them a way to deprive both of your self-confidence in your relationship. He is perfectly capable of doing everything toys do himself, and that's exactly what he'll do.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
You two usually start with some type of short foreplay, but you spend most of the time fucking. But he does like a long make-out session before diving deep.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds do they make)
Kol is all about low groans and grunts. You don't think you've ever heard him moan higher than you, and he'll usually pants while having sex.
W = Wild Card (A random and rather unexpected desire to the untrained eye)
He loves to tell you in a raspy voice what he could or what he will do to you. Sometimes he'll threaten you or at least sound threatening, but you don't mind and find it hot.
X = X-Ray (How pretty are they down there? Do they lie, or is it straight and utter facts?)
He's a substantial 8 inches
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Kol's sex drive is relatively high than the average guy, and he likes to think it's because he's got such a beautiful girlfriend.
Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterward?)
Kol falls asleep knowing he could probably do another round, but nonetheless, he still goes to sleep relatively quickly.