A Simple Story. (an MHA Male Reader Insert)

Part 4: A...interesting lunchtime...

?? "Well well well, look what we got here, hehe."

Y/N: "ah, bakubitch, great to see you..."

Bakugo: "Tch, DONT CALL ME THAT DUMBMASK!"

Y/N: "Alright then bakubomb, I won't call you bakubitch for the entire day, can't promise tomorrow though."

Bakugo: "YOU WANNA FUCKING GO DUMBMASK? ILL BLOW YOUR ASS UP RIGHT NOW!!"

Y/N: "a fight you say? Heh, I'm interested, but if we're going to fight, let's do it with no quirks, to up the ante."

Bakugo: "tch, HELL N-"
"or is the high and mighty bakugo too scared to not use his quirk, hmm?" You say in a mocking tone. he's gonna have to say yes now, his ego won't let him say no, and you want to take that down a notch or two.

Bakugo: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! ILL BEAT YOUR ASS WITHOUT MY QUIRK RIGHT NOW DUMBMASK!!"

Bingo, right where you want him, now to fold him on his ass.
Izuku: "h-hey you guys, you d-dont need to f-fig-"      "SHUP UP, STUPID DEKU!"
Y/N: "Hey Midorya, don't interfere, I'm setting his ass in place." You say as you get up, put your hands in your pockets, and walk a good distance away from izuku, bakubomb stands across from you.

Bakugo: "YOU GETTING COCKY ON ME DUMBMASK?! PUT YOUR DAMN HANDS UP, AND FIGHT!"

Y/N: "heh, who said I'll use my hands for fighting?" Yep, your a extremely good leg fighter, or kick boxer if you want to be technical about it. You don't particularly like to use your hands for any fights, your saving them for the completed project, you need your hands for that to work, to function. But in the future, you know that you need to use your hands in situations, like fighting. Plus you like cooking small meals from time to time.

Bakugo: "Grr, DONT LOOK DOWN ON ME!!" he says as he's charging at you, preparing a right hook.

Y/N: "Don't worry bakubomb, I'm not, that would put me on your level" you taunt him while dodging his right hook and sending a not-so powerful kick in his stomach. You want to hurt him, not kill him.

Bakugo proceeds to yell at you while swinging, punching, and jabbing at you. While you are staying quiet, calm, and calculated. Ducking and weaving his attacks, while countering some of them, giving him some fancy leg-work and kicking the hell out of him. Of course not enough to kill him and break any bones.

After a bit of kicks from you, bakubomb says something that caught your attention while ignoring him for the majority of the fight...

Bakugo: " GRR, SCREW YOU, IM BLOWING YOUR ASS UP!"

Y/N: "aww, does bakubomb want to cheat? Fine, to make this fight interesting and not make me fall asleep, you get to use your quirk."

As soon as you finished saying that last line, Bakugo came rushing at you, preparing another right hook, except this one was sparking with explosiveness. With some fast maneuvers, you dodge a explosive punch, and retaliate with a hefty kick to the gut again, but he caught your leg. You then spun with great force to get out of his hold and to prevent your leg from getting exploded.

With Bakugo slightly dizzy, you go for a triple kick on his head, chest, and stomach in quick succession. You hit his head and chest, but miss his stomach on purpose, because Bakugo was going to grab your leg again if you did that, he was jeering for it. Bakugo spun around and...threw? Yeah, threw his explosions at you. With more quick thinking, you dodged and ran towards him, preparing for a dozen kicks, and to discombobulate him with your hands.