(There isnt any smut in this btw)
Scaramouche was laughing hysterically looking at Paimon trying to wake Aether up. He walked over to him and grabbed him by the hair before throwing him towards a wall. Aether sat there motionless with his back against the wall. A smirk appeared on Scaramouche's face as he thought of something.. erotic. He pushed Paimon aside and sat down infront of him. He grabbed his legs and pulled him closer. He was now in-between Aethers legs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Paimon gasped at the sight. Suddenly someone walked in. It was Yae Miko. When she saw him she asked with a worried and disgusted expression. "Um.. what are you doing with the traveller..?" Scaramouche looked at her with dead expression. "Ehm... killing him...?" He said with sweat dripping down his face. "Oh my god.. j-just- take the gnosis and go." She said with an annoyed tone. "Fine whatever" Scaramouche got up snatched the gnosis and dissapeared. What Paimon and Yae Miko saw traumatized them for life...
A/n: I dont mean making Yae Miko or Paimon to be homophobic btw. :') This was just supposed to be a short funny text. (I hope) Yk just to keep this story alive while i work on other oneshots ಥ_ಥ
