A/N: Guess who finally got inspiration to write againnn 🥰🥰🥰
Childe had just came back from visiting his family and of course the Tsaritsa had a butt load of work for him. This wasnt a surprise but it still sucked. And everytime this happend the 6th Harbinger, Scaramouche, would always make fun of him for it.
Childe may be annoying, but Scaramouche is on another level. He doesn't know when to shut up, he hates everybody and insults them, he annoys every Harbinger- well, except for Pierro, he doesnt mess with him because he knows hes gonna get his ass kicked.
But anyway, Childe went to his room and changed his clothes and laid down on his bed. He suddenly heard a knock on the door. He figured it was just a Fatui agent so he yelled "come in!" But of course, it was Scaramouche.
Childe sat up to see who it was and groaned when he saw Scaramouche standing there with a smirk on his face. "What do you want?" Childe asked. "Oh nothing, just came to annoy you a bit." He said while he came closer and stood next to Childe's bed.
"Can you not right now? I wanna take a nap."
Childe said while turning to face Scaramouche. "What makes you think ill listen to you, hmm?" He said while leaning closer to Childe's face. Childe only groaned on response.
"What, cat got your tongue?" Scaramouche said while laughing in his face. At this point Childe was ready to just throw him across the room but if he did that he would be for sure killed.
"Just get out, Im not in the mood to deal with you right now." Childe pointed at the door with an angry expression on his face. "Nah" Scaramouche said whilst coming closer and sitting on Childes lap.
"Wha-" "Shut up." Scaramouche leaned in and kissed Childe on the lips. Childes eyes widened surprised that The Scaramouche would kiss him. It was obvious Scaramouche hated his guts, so why would he kiss him? I dont know.
Eventually Childe gave in and kissed him back and after a few seconds Scaramouche broke the kiss. "You better not tell anyone about this." Scaramouche said while getting up.
"Hey, hey wait a minute!" Childe said as he pushed Scaramouche back down on his lap. "Did you hit your head or something?" Childe said with an awkward chuckle. "What the fuck do you mean?!" Scaramouche said angrily. "Whats gotten in to you that you would sit on my lap, and then kiss me???" ".....Shut up."
Scaramouche tried getting up again but failed, he kept trying and trying but he couldnt get out. "Hey ever heard of the quote "If you start something, finish it."?" "Yes." "Well i happen to notice the boner in ur pants, mind if i, finish you off?" Childe said with a smirk on his face. "Oh fuck off." Scaramouche said annoyed.
"Come on, you basically asked for this."
Childe pulled Scaramouche closer to his face looking into his eyes, that were practically begging for him. "..." Scaramouche doesnt say anything but instead kisses Childe on the lips again.
They start making out and Childe throws him on the bed while still kissing him. Scaramouche starts taking the others clothes off desperately wanting to feel him. Childe then starts doing the same.
They were now both naked and horny asf. Childe gave small kisses on Scaramouche's neck. He then moved down to his torso kissing his chest and playing with his nipples.
"Hurry up already!" Scaramouche whined impatiently as he reached down to try and jerk himself off. Childe grabbed his wrists and held them up with one hand and whispered in his ear "be patient doll."
Scaramouche rolled his eyes as he tried to escape his grip. Childe let go and flipped the other on his stomach. He started massaging his back making his way down to his ass. Suddenly Scaramouche slapped his hand away.
"Sorry- its a reflex." "Its alright, i guess youre used to slapping people away when they touch you huh?" Childe chuckled. Childe spread his cheeks and slowly inserted a finger in. Scaramouche tensed up and Childe slid his fingers through his hair to calm him down. Scaramouche laid back down and closed his eyes in embarrassment.
After Childe managed to insert his finger in he started thrusting in and out slowly. At first, Scaramouche didnt feel anything. Since Childe inserted only one finger it didnt feel good or anything, just weird.
Eventually Childe slid a second finger in and thrusted in and out faster. Now, it felt good. Scaramouche occasionally let out a few small moans and whimpers, but it was only when Childe slid his fingers a little deeper that he suddenly let out a "ahh!"
"Oh, looks like i hit a sweet spot! I'll keep that in mind." He continues thrusting and says "tell me when you're close okay?" "Mhm.." After a few minutes Scaramouche says "im close-" Upon hearing that Childe immediately takes his fingers out.
Scaramouche lets a out a whine and throws a pillow at Childes face. "Why would you do that u idiot!!" Scaramouche yells now angry. "Chill out, ill let you cum.... soon." "Ughhh i hate you!" Scaramouche tried getting off the bed to leave but Childe grabbed him and tossed him on the bed again but this time pinning him down on his back.
Now Scaramouche couldnt escape. "Ugh let me go! If youre not going to do it properly theres no point to this." "Fine, fine, ill make it fast, since thats how you like it"
Childe raised Scaramouches legs and slowly inserted his dick in. Scaramouche tensed up again but this time from the pain. Childe leaned down and gave him small kisses all over his face to try and distract him from the pain. Childe managed to insert it all in and gave Scaramouche a minute to adjust to it.
"Can i move now?" He asked.
"No, not yet!"
"Why not??"
"...j-just- give me a minute!"
"Alright alright"
They sat there in silence for a few seconds before Scaramouche said:
"You can move now.." while looking away from the other.
"Finally"
Childe started thrusting slowly as to not hurt the other.
"Ughhh, Hurry up! Are you a virgin or something?"
"i- no- why would you ask me that??"
"Youre going so slowww"
"Thats because i dont want to hurt you stupid"
"Ughh, just go faster you imbecile!"
"Alright, alright, chill out."
Childe started going faster and faster hitting the others sweet spot over and over again. Scaramouche immediately turned into a moaning mess and gripped the bed sheets for dear life. He was begging for more every time Childe thrusted into him and reached down to jerk himself off.
Eventually, Scaramouche came. But he wasnt satisifed yet. He wanted more. Cumming one time just wasnt enough apparently. Childe came aswell and already tried to take his dick out but Scaramouche didnt let him. "Please..! Just a few more rounds please im begging you.."
Childe sighed and leaned in to kiss him on the lips. They shared a passionate kiss before Childe started thrusting again, this time even faster. Because Scaramouche and Childe already came, their private parts were a lot more sensitive, thus more pleasure and overstimulation. Childe thrusts were sloppy and Scaramouche started seeing stars and it was only their second round.
After they came once again, Scaramouche begged for more. Childe suggested a 5 minute break and Scaramouche reluctantly agreed. After that they started again, then again, then again. They eventually did 5 rounds in 3 hours and Scaramouche passed out from the pleasure. Childe was exhausted and didint feel like cleaning up so he just fell asleep.
The next morning Scaramouche woke up first. He was absolutely disgusted. He shook Childe aggressively to wake him up and then yelled at him:
"Why didnt you clean up?! This bed is fucking disgusting!"
"Calm down drama queen, we literally fucked for 3 hours straight i was exhausted."
"Youre disgusting!"
"Whatever.."
Childe laid down on Scaramouche's chest and gave him kisses on it. Scaramouche's face turned red and he looked away while sliding his fingers through the others hair, playing with it.
