A/N: I've had this idea for quite a while now so I decided to write it, enjoy!
Capitano was talking to some subordinates about where they can improve on their fighting skills and techniques, when suddenly he felt something pull his sleeve. He looked down to see who it was and it was Scaramouche, who had a weird look on his face. "What is it Balladeer?" Capitano asked. "Uhm.. come with me for a sec." He said nervously.
Capitano found it weird but decided to still follow him to see what he wanted. He followed Scaramouche outside where it was snowing outside and snow covered everything. Scaramouche led him to a spot where there was a big tree so nobody could see them, and he just stood there awkwardly with his head down not saying anything.
"Ehm, so, what did you need?" Capitano asked now confused. Scaramouche wasnt the quiet type or the type to be shy. "Uhm.." Scaramouche started saying. "I kinda have a problem.."
"What is it?" Scaramouche said nothing.
"Scaramouche I dont have time for this, either you spit it out or I'm leaving."
"I've been feeling weird for about half an hour now and uh.. I think I'm starting to have sexual desires or whatever Dottore said.. And uhh, I heard you have more experience with that kind of stuff so I thought I could maybe ask you about it."
Capitano paused, trying to process what the other just said. "You know what just forget i said that." Scaramouche said as his face turned red. He wanted to walk away but Capitano grabbed his arm and said:
"Why didnt you just go to Dottore?"
"Because he's always doing some weird shit and I don't wanna see any of that obviously! And plus whenever I go to him to ask him for something he just want to test his weird ass expirements on me half of the time."
"I see, well uh, it's normal to feel like that, I just never would've thought you never experienced stuff like that."
"Well my body wasn't exactly made for sex if you didn't notice."
"Quit the smart mouth Scaramouche, I'm the one helping you here."
"Pff, make me. What are you gonna do, hit me?"
"..."
Capitano got closer to Scaramouche, and the other stepped back confused.
"You know what, I'll help you, and I'll even shut that nasty mouth of yours. Do you understand brat?" Capitano asked impatiently.
Then Scaramouche responded breathing heavily "Yes.."
"Good."
Capitano took Scaramouche's winter coat off in one swift movement and pushed him against the tree.
"Wait- wait, Where doing this here?!" Scaramouche asked anxiously.
"What? Is there a problem?"
"Obviously there's a problem its freezing and there's fucking snow outside!"
Capitano didint respond this time rather just started stripping the other. Scaramouche struggled against him even going so far as biting him, but it didnt work. As Capitano took off the last piece of clothing off of him he took Scaramouche's coat and laid it on the snow flat. He grabbed Scaramouche and pushed him on top of the coat so he wouldnt lie directly on the snow.
"Is this okay?" Capitano asked before doing anything else.
"...Only if I dont have to lay down on the snow."
"Alright."
Capitano spread Scaramouche's legs and started massaging his thighs and rubbing his inner thighs very close to his dick and hole. Scaramouche only squirmed in response as he held one hand up to his face to cover it and used the other hand to try and get Capitano's hands off. Capitano moved up to his chest and pinched one nipple harshly and started licking the other with his abnormally long tongue. Scaramouche jumped back from the slight pain and a small moan left his mouth. His face turned bright red right after and Capitano chuckled in response.
Capitano started sucking on his neck while he slithered his fingers down to Scaramouche's hole making the other shiver. Capitano slowly inserted a finger in as deep as he could. Scaramouche whined and tried to grab Capitano's arm but Capitano took his free hand and used it to pin Scaramouche's arms above him.
