Possession -[ Loki's fanfic]

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" so ... how was your reunion was it enjoyable ? " Natasha teases the couple of gods

" for your information stupid creature it was more than enjoyable " Loki says smirking and pulling sigyn closer

" oh we know " tony says teasingly
" couldn't you be any more loud ?!" Tony sarcastically said

Sigyn wide eyes made Nat, tony , Clint and Steve laugh .
" damn it  " she says
" look cap, she said a bad word " Nat said teasing Steve
He rolled his eyes

" I didn't even knew gods have sex " Clint says
Sigyn and Loki looked at each other and then at Hawkeye with the most confused face they ever put on
" what in Valhalla did you think we are made ?!" Loki says with his hands on his hips
" of course we have sex" Loki says like it was obvious
" yeah hum Clint , why couldn't we have sex ?!" Sigyn asks as well while the rest of the team is laughing their ass off
" I don't know , I thought you were made from magic , I don't know , or for example Thor , he came from a thunderstorm, I DONT KNOW YOURE LITERALLY ALIENS TO US " Clint said frustrated

"It's the stupidity for me " sigyn said
" but yes , gods do have sex , and yes the goddesses do get pregnant, and give birth to tiny babies like you midgardians " sigyn explains
" I can't believe we have to explain this to an ass grown man" Loki said slapping his forehead

" but anyway, try not to scream you're not the only ones here " Clint says

" yeah no , still don't care , like if you never had sex in your life ...." Loki said

" Steve didn't " tony pointed out
" oh fuck off  stark " Steve said
Tony opened his mouth shocked
" did just cap say a bad word omg "
" wait you never ..." sigyn said
" Nop I didn't have talent to talking to women " he said " and I crashed a plane and got frozen before i could actually do it"

Sigyn did the 'oh' look
" well America man you don't know what you're missing " sigyn said
" it's captain America..." Steve said
" same thing " she said

" but next time please be quiet , I was trying to enjoy my snack and I lost my appetite when I started to listen " Natasha said

" I can't promise " sigyn said laughing
" look at who's sassy today Jesus sigyn " Natasha said smirking

" good afternoon everyone " Thor said entering the living room, clapping his hands once
He noticed the environment, was weird
" hello Thor " sigyn says smiling trying to break the weirdness , and shot everyone a look of ' don't you dare say a word about this '
" brother " Loki says greeting his brother

" what happened you people are weird , with a weird attitude " Thor says

" nothing Thor nothing, how was your day ?" She asks nervously trying to cover the topic

He knows of course that the couple have fun and do those funny business but he never actually heard anything because in Asgard the rooms are huge and far away from each other, and that would be embarrassing imagine hearing you're brother and your " sister in law " having ya know THE fun .