(On Break) FNF oneshots. I guess.

Holy God. A kid.

Pairings: Most of the VS Sonic.EXE mod with a young Reader.

A/N: This is platonic.

Warnings: some implications of Reader getting abandoned, I hope that's not too much-

Type: (an attempt at) Headcanons, Fluff

OK.
They don't know how you ended up here.

But Majin adopted you immediately.

The second he saw you.
Lord X is over here like. ×Bruh Xeno's gonna kill them in 2 seconds flat fr smh×
However,

Xenophanes -or Exetior, at this point I'm lost- DIDN'T kill you.
Xeno just kinda. Watched you and allowed you to live as long as you like, became an exe or something??

So of course, Momjin and Dad X just. Pulled you away.

They didn't need another exe, did they? Not one so young???
OK so you're not an exe. Yay.

What you ARE though, is human. So now they have to worry about that.
W

hat do you eat? Could you maybe just. Not?

Majin was p a n i c k i n g, Lord X suggested that they could just feed you fried Tails' tails once.
Majin did not approve.

So, sometimes, Majin and Lord X take you out shopping. To the human world. Luckily, because of a friend's headcanon, no human can see any of them. Every exe. No one would bat an eye. Or, well, maybe, considering you're the only one they allowed to see them and you're holding onto Majin's hand.

To an outsider, you looked like you were holding something.
To Majin, you're trusting him. To not let you go. To not lose you.

Ah, that was kind of sad-

Anyways. Every time you go shopping you always get some milk for Sunky.

You're basically siblings now. Deal with it.
He teaches you how to sunk occasionally and you have parties together.

F

leetway is the definition of “Bimch noone can make my sibling sad BUT me!!”
He WILL tease you about how you're way, way, WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY shorter than him.

Sanic just. Gave you edibles once.
Or, tried to.
He went through “Endless” “Cycles” of pain he's “Too Slow” to run from. /Hj

Anyways,

Majin would try to make you smile always. You can't be upset in this household (Dimension)! He'll probably go “Cheer up, Kiddo! The fun is ∞ with Sega!” and just pick you up and spin you around in a small twirl. Idk. I can just see him doing that.

Of course, that's probably why he's your favourite. Your second favourite is either Lord X or Sunky.

Ok, I just realized it's all been the ramblings of a madman so let me get actual headcanons in here-

Majin and Lord X are your dads now.

Xeno probably gave you one of his crystal quills as a gift because. Why not.

Fleetway will race you. Not even on foot, he's just flying a bit ahead and looking back at you, all smug. Like, sir, you are racing a child. Soften up.

Sunky and you do the Sunk™ together sometime. It's fun!

You didn't really see EXE often anymore, but you do remember thinking he was the actual Sonic and hugging him.

(Let me add my own boy into this real quick-)

Metra.VID probably gives you recipes you could try with Majin, most of them include vegetables but the rarer ones (sweets) are really good too. He's tall enough to give you piggyback rides while also being a good height to not make you scared (if you don't like heights)

•Bonus•

You're in your teenage years now and you just see your funky dads singing together. Dad X is holding Momjin easily, you note. You took out your phone and started recording, almost snickering at the way Lord X looked at you. He knew you stood there, but you didn't care. You're all just chilling. At the end though, you approached them and gave some compliments, your ∞ dad jumped 3 feet into the air, wait what- he landed back with a slightly mad -though still smiling- look on his face

"[Name]! What the absolute FUN did you do that for?? You almost gave your old man a heart attack!!"
"Chill Maj, they were just looking."

Momjin relaxed lightly, going to pat your head despite the fact you're a little taller than him now.

"Well, next time if you want to watch or join in, tell us first, 私の小さな星!"
"Pft- Mom, stoooopppp-"
"Yeah, Maj, stop speaking Anime."
"It- it's Japanese, X-"