Reader: My pronouns are they/them
Reader, gesturing to the other Reader types: BECAUSE I'M LITERALLY LOTS OF DIFFERENT, SEPARATE PEOPLE!
Some poor dude (probably a /b/tard): Hi-
/V/-tan: *raging noises getting louder*
/B/tard: AH! GET YOUR DOG!!
Biblically accurate angel Reader: he don't fight the power :).
/B/tard gesturing to the war between /v/ and /b/ happening behind them: YES HE DO!!
Venpai: *dreamy sigh* I love [Name] so much. I don't know why they broke up with me. They hadn't even called back, why haven't they called back?
Vankman: maybe it's because ya told 'em not to.
Venpai: oh hush, who are you? The memory man?
Bright: -RAH!
Cassandra: AH! Stopp! I could've dropped my pancakes!
Bright: *wheeze-*
Majin: there is one thing, worse than a rapist- *pointing at the board before ripping the piece of paper off* boom.
Lord X: ...
Lord X looking directly at child Reader: A child.
Majin: NO-
Child Reader: *to Majin* have you ever had a dream that. That you. That if you ever. And then you. And then-
Majin: *struggling to hold back his laughter-*
Jeb from that one Oneshot that Reader dies: I miss them so much. I can still hear their voice..
Dead as fuck Reader: gay, gay, homosexual, gay.
Lord X: Step 1, approach the child.
Lord X: Step 2, firmly grasp child.
Lord X: Step 3, yeET THE CHILD-
(A/N: another one. I'm so sorry. Writer's block is bad 😞)
YOU ARE READING
(On Break) FNF oneshots. I guess.
FanfictionRequest open. Please refer to the requests/info page to request something. Or don't, your choice. Update: lmao, at this point it's basically a multifandom book where I write whatever cuz noone is gonna request anything. Not saying that's bad.
