Uncle Herman is coming

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Back at the castle, the imp gang and the weaselings made it*

Smarty is still blacked out.

Blitzo- Okay so where is the proof sis? Where?!

Savy points at the family tree: Here's the proof.

They see Moxxie in his human form on the wall*

Moxxie: Oh crumbs, that is me!

Blitzo- Holy shit! I treated my sis' cousin like he is Meg Griffin !!

Moxxie is deadplanned*

Markus hugs Moxxie tight: Cousin Moxxie!!!

Blitzo-( Facepalms ) God fuck meeeee !!

They ses Smarty passed out

Millie: What's wrong with Smarty?

Savy: I know how to wake him up.

Savy scratches Smarty's head*

Smarty purrs as he wakes up with his leg twitching like a kitten

Samartha: Awwww.

Derek: So Moxxie, is our cousin, and no wonder Issac sound like Moxxie.

Issac: I do not!!

Sash-(Hugs him) I agree he doesn't ! He acts like him but he DOES NOT sound like an annoying Invader Zim wannabe !

Issac: Awwww, thanks babe

Morty: Well this is shocking.

Arabella: I know.

Savy hears the phone ring: I'll be back guys. *went to the phone and answer it* Hello? Oh hey uncle how are you? Did you get the gift I sent you? That's great! Huh? You're coming over in 4 hours! Oh that's great! Yes I have a husband and my kids, okay, uh huh, okay see you in 4 hours! *hangs up*

Smarty- What is it babe?

Issac: Was that uncle Shaw? The uncle who kills animals? *drinks water*

Savy: No, it's Uncle Herman, and he's going to be here in 4 hours!

Issac opened his eyes and spit water on Moxxie*

Kat and the animals heard Shaw's name and scream as they all started to freak out around the house as they hate animal hunters

Savy: Oh my.

Issac: *cough*hack* UNCLE HERMAN?!?! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOO! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!

Smarty- What's wrong with him ?

Blitzo: Bro what's wrong?

Issac: I don't like him! He was the one who made me do 500 pushups the day I hurt Savy!

Sash gasped.

Sash- Oh , my handsome man! Are you ok ?~

Sash walks over to him

Striker: Why don't you like him?

Issac: I thought he was cool when I was a kid, but when I was 12 I hurt Savy by a prank gone wrong, and he made me do 500 pushups! 5 HUNDRED!!!

Sash sees some muscles on Issac's body.

Sash- Is that why you have those muscles?~

Issac: Yes, it is pretty painful..

Sash- Oh honey. Come here~

Issac came to her*

Sash pulls him close.

Sash- I can see the muscles on you.. It may have hurt but you got one handsome body~

Issac smiles*

Savy: But Crystal, Moxxie, you remember uncle Herman right?

Crystal- Of course I do...

Moxxie- Oh God....

Flashback...

They are playing with Savy

Savy giggles*

Derek: This is nice.

????: Kids! Ten hup!

Crystal- Oh no.

The kids get in line as Moxxie trips but gets up

Herman came with a riding crop: Okay kids, it's time for your daily training. You kids need to be tough if you want to face the dangers in the future!

Zack salutes: Yes sir Uncle Herman!

Issac rolled his eyes

They started marching*

Herman: I don't know what I've been told!

Kids: I don't know what I've been told!

Herman: The outside world might be mighty cold!

Kids: The outside world might be migthy cold!

Moxxie trips, Derek, Issac and Markus stepped on him, Savy helps him up*

End of Flashback*

Lexy- Seriously so cringe now.

Wheezy looks.

Crystal- ( Smirks ) How do you think I got some muscle and this curvy thick body besides having children ?~

Wheezy: Hubba hubba, Herman trained you good.

Crystal- And I had this body even before I met you. Come here handsome~

Wheezy came to her*

Crystal kisses him

Wheezy kisses her back*

Tride: So what gift did you give to Herman?

Savy: Oh I gave him immortality juice so he can live longer?

Issac: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOO! WHYYYYYYY!?

Sash- Babe look at me!

Issac: No no no! I was happy the past years that he didn't come to give me more pain! Now I hope one day he might die, but he's still alive!

Blitzo hugs him: Awwww, wooks like bwother could use theropy.

Sash slaps him.

Sash- BABE! LOOK AT ME!!

Issac looks at her*

Sash- Look. It's gonna be okay babe. I roomise. When he comes you can prove you are a strong man than you were a kid.

Issac: Okay, but if he gives me more pushups I'm going to hurt his feelings!

Savy: No! He's our uncle! Now listen to me Issac, Herman has feelings.

Issac: No he doesn't he never cries! Well I'll make him cry!

Savy: Issac, look at me, I know uncle Herman is giving you a hard time, but just give him a chance, promise me you won't hurt his feelings.

Issac: Ugh.... fine...

Savy: Okay, I'll call my kids to come over.

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