Dave and Cosmo were driving out of suburbia.
Dave: okay little one. Who are you? WHAT are you?
Cosmo: I'm a human plant, I thought you knew.
Dave: I mean what type of plant.
Cosmo: oh. I can't tell.
Dave: listen girl, I'm a carer for all plants. So what are you?
Cosmo: I'm a seedrian, we're a species of human plants.
Dave: there's more of you?!
Cosmo: was more of me. I'm the last one.
Dave: that's... pretty sad.
Cosmo: I'm on the run to survive and hide.
Dave: that's depressing to hear.
Cosmo: I know, I'm in big trouble.
Dave: we're both in big trouble. Zomboss is after us both.
Cosmo: and the worse part is that I lost the rings.
Dave: why are those rings important?
Cosmo: there not any type of rings, Those ones are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. Now there on the biggest pointiest building.
Dave: the Empire State Building?
Cosmo: yeah, we need to go to New York, so I can leave this planet.
Dave: okay, this should be a straight shot there.
Cosmo: but I'm not fast.
Dave: aren't your species powerful?
Cosmo: oh? You think my species can go faster then a bullet train? Well guess what. A, I can't get there o time. B, I'm eight years old. And C, I shouldn't still be here but I am because you shot me!
Dave: I know.
Cosmo: YOU SHOT ME!!!
Dave: Okay! Okay! Calm down please.
Cosmo: I'm weak. I'm young. I'm the last of my kind! Clearly, I can't do this alone.
Dave looks at Cosmo who was looking away from him sadly.
Dave: *sighs* how can I say no to endangered species?
Cosmo: *gasp* your gonna help me?
Dave: it is a little bit my fault this is happening to you.
Cosmo: not a little bit, half. It was half your fault.
Dave: okay, it's half my fault. You need help.
Cosmo: thank you.
Dave: maybe we'd get to know each other.
Cosmo: I like that.
The two continued to drive to New York.
Dave: there's going to be rules. Rule one, do exactly as I say. Got it?
Cosmo: got it, Dave.
Dave: oh hey, what's your name?
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo.
Dave: huh, Cosmo. Wait have you been spying us all these years?
Cosmo: six years actually. I got here when I was two.
Dave: sheesh, that's bad.
Cosmo: I just thought I'd make friends.
Dave: but I can't believe Douglas was right the whole time.
Cosmo: he just overreacted. I'm nice and innocent.
Dave: right.
Cosmo: omg! What is that?!
Dave: what's what?
Cosmo: the worlds largest sunflower?! We gotta see it!
Dave: we can't, Zomboss wants to dissect you. This is serious!
Dave finds out Cosmo was gone.
Dave: Cosmo?!
Dave looks out the window and finds Cosmo on the roof with a tree.
Cosmo: I can see it from here.
Dave: how did you do that?!
Cosmo: I can control any type of plant.
Cosmo goes back in the car and makes the tree disappear.
Cosmo: I can create and remove.
Dave: right.
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Cosmo the seedrian
AdventureThis is a parody of the sonic the Hedgehog movie. Hope you enjoy