Cosmo the seedrian

Pub fight

Dave and Cosmo pull up to a petrol station.

Dave: I'll get supplies and call the cops to deal with Zomboss.

Cosmo: I hope so.

Dave: stay in the car, we don't want anyone seeing you.

Cosmo: okay.

Dave goes to the telephone box and Cosmo was pretending to drive when she heard motorbikes that was coming from a pub.

Cosmo: that place looks so dangerous, But those are some sweet vehicles. No, I must stay put.

Each time Cosmo looked back the more she wanted to go.

Cosmo: be strong, please.

Cosmo finds glasses, a trench coat and a fedora.

Cosmo: I may have something up my petals.

Dave calls the police.

Cop: 911 what's your emergency?

Dave: listen, Zomboss is one the hunt for the alien which is with me.

Cop: WHAT?!

Dave: it alright, she's sweet and nice and she's a pacifist.

Cop: she? It's a girl?

Zomboss was there the whole time snatches the phone from the cop.

Zomboss: busted!

Dave: doctor!

Zomboss: if you knock me out again and you'll perish under my wrath! But I want you to know that alien is with you and I'm coming to kill it!

Dave hangs up.

Zomboss: he hanged up?! That's it! There BOTH dead!

Zomboss leaves the police station. Dave goes back to the car with food and drinks to see Cosmo gone.

Dave: Cosmo? Where'd she go?

Dave looks at the pub.

Dave: oh no she didn't!

Dave goes in the pub and finds Cosmo at a table wearing the clothes.

Dave: excuse me.

Cosmo: howdy.

Dave: what are you doing here? We have to go.

Cosmo: but there's a cover band coming up, you gotta see there jackets.

Employee: welcome, may I take your order?

Cosmo: I'd like to have nachos and buffalo wings please.

Employee: no kids allowed in here.

Dave: she's a midget.

Employee: oh that makes sense.

The employee leaves to get the orders.

Cosmo: I've never sat on a pub stool. It's soft and squishy.

Dave: think you'd better check that of your bucket list.

Cosmo: what's a bucket list?

Dave: a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you—

Cosmo: die?

Dave: you know what it is?

Cosmo: I've been keeping track.

Dave: well, just make a list before you leave.

Cosmo: good idea.

Cosmo grabs a piece of paper and pencil and starts writing her list, but stops.

Dave: what's wrong?