Random Shiz BAEBY

Publicizing

Eevee: This is my sixth chappy and no one is reading. T^T

Kaoru: It's because you abducted us.

Hikaru: And no one likes kidnappers. 

Eevee: Kyoya told you it wasn't an abduction!! I'm not an alien, geez. 

Kyoya: It's because you haven't publicized your story enough. And you are only following two people. 

Eevee: The first ten commenters will receive a free follow and one-shot!! 

Tamaki: That won't help if no one is reading your posts. -.-

Eevee: Oh, right... to Omegle!! 

Kaoru: That's the best you can do? What about an online ad?

Hikaru: Or maybe an "I ABDUCTED THE HITACHIIN TWINS FREE TWINCEST" sign?

Eevee: I don't write twincest. -.-

Kaoru: Not even for your favourite host? *cute pouty face*

Eevee: *blushes* Still a no. 

Hikaru: Then I guess we will write our own. 

H&K: *leave the room*

Tamaki: I want a yaoi scene!! *pulls Kyoya out with him*

Hani: Eevee, what is yaoi?

Mori: *glares at Eevee*

Eevee: Ask Mori-kun about the one-sided birds and bees talk. He will tell you when you're ready. ^^"